romance issues

NeverTrustAJunkie wrote:

IrishNameAndAnInjury wrote:

Nikki Sixx is awesome! The Christmas before last I got my sister a bracelet made out of one of his guitar strings.

Awww

She's a good little sister, so she is worthy of such a cool gift.

IrishNameAndAnInjury wrote:

Harbortown wrote:

IrishNameAndAnInjury wrote:

Nikki Sixx is awesome! The Christmas before last I got my sister a bracelet made out of one of his guitar strings. It's so cool! And he looks even better now than he did in the 80s.

Haha, are you a Mötley Crüe fan?

I like them, but I'm not a diehard fan like my sister is. She loves all of the 80s hair bands - Bon Jovi, Poison, Mötley Crüe, Def Leppard, Warrant, Skid Row, etc. And she's too young to even remember the 80s!

Haha, that's cool. I'm not a diehard fan either by any means, but I read their book, The Dirt, and started appreciating some of their songs.

They've got some good stuff!

I like their version of Helter Skelter better than the Beatles version.

The Dirt is a really good book and so is Heroine Diaries.

Labhras wrote:

steph wrote:

when you know, you know.

i KNEW you were gonna say that!

but i think you described that pretty well, the whole getting to "really" know them and still loving them and seeing them as part of your future. that's kind of nice...

EW...

haha, sorry i guess i'm predictable!

No. It's true.

The one thing I know is that you don't have any game playing and that it's all easy. That was the advice I got from a happily married woman when I was dealing with someone who was giving me nothing but drama. It's more than just wanting to be together. It's mutual effort, mutual support. mutual feelings, and you make each other's life happier. You know you're in it for the long haul and it's not just "for now." Something like that!

Well I am currently still talking to the same girl over facebook (Yes I know her in the real world, and yes we have hung out in the real world)..

Can one of the lovely ladies of dimestoresaints volunteer to deflower Jimmy? I think it would be the ultimate humantiarian mission.

Shrewsbury_Stars wrote:

Can one of the lovely ladies of dimestoresaints volunteer to deflower Jimmy? I think it would be the ultimate humantiarian mission.

I can't see this ever being a good idea.

Camus wrote:

Shrewsbury_Stars wrote:

Can one of the lovely ladies of dimestoresaints volunteer to deflower Jimmy? I think it would be the ultimate humantiarian mission.

I can't see this ever being a good idea.

Did you really just suggest that?!

NeverTrustAJunkie wrote:

No. It's true.

The one thing I know is that you don't have any game playing and that it's all easy. That was the advice I got from a happily married woman when I was dealing with someone who was giving me nothing but drama. It's more than just wanting to be together. It's mutual effort, mutual support. mutual feelings, and you make each other's life happier. You know you're in it for the long haul and it's not just "for now." Something like that!

that sounded real good, until you ruined it with the last three words

Umm... it's "exactly like that"?

hey nevertrustajunkie, how do i trick girls into liking me? and how do you spell likeing?

"Until you have been single your whole life, you have no idea what I feel.
I lack a Funny Bone. I don't believe in Shrinks. I apparently cannot keep my eyes open Correctly, nor lose any weight."

THAT'S your problem, Jimmy. Stop saying, and thinking things like that. If you act the same way in real life that you do on this forum, I wouldn't wanna hang out with you either.

Labhras wrote:

hey nevertrustajunkie, how do i trick girls into liking me? and how do you spell likeing?

That's the problem. You can't trick people. But you CAN learn to spot the ones you might actually have a chance with, whether you're looking for a nice girl or a last call 'ho.

EDIT: I think I know how to trick the dumb girls, but then why would you want a dumb girl. You're better than that Labhras!

I think it's "liking."

stepsandnumbers wrote:

"Until you have been single your whole life, you have no idea what I feel.
I lack a Funny Bone. I don't believe in Shrinks. I apparently cannot keep my eyes open Correctly, nor lose any weight."

THAT'S your problem, Jimmy. Stop saying, and thinking things like that. If you act the same way in real life that you do on this forum, I wouldn't wanna hang out with you either.

It's unbecoming JimmyB!! You never did list 5 good things about yourself did you.

1. his chin freakishly resembles Bruce's from back in the day
2. he manages to get people talking about himself even when he's not around
3. has not been run over and killed by a car (YET)
4. can obviously read at a decent level (see: Stephen King novels)
5. persistence (see: facebooking a Girl 12 times without a response)

THERE DID IT FOR YOU JIMMYB

NeverTrustAJunkie wrote:

Labhras wrote:

hey nevertrustajunkie, how do i trick girls into liking me? and how do you spell likeing?

That's the problem. You can't trick people. But you CAN learn to spot the ones you might actually have a chance with, whether you're looking for a nice girl or a last call 'ho.

EDIT: I think I know how to trick the dumb girls, but then why would you want a dumb girl. You're better than that Labhras!

I think it's "liking."

haha i was actually going to ask what about dumb girls! cus dumb girls need luvin too you know.

what if i told them i was really good spelling? i could get you tell me how to spell a few really hard words before i went out, then dassle them with my knowlege of the english langueage! girls are into that right?

Labhras wrote:

NeverTrustAJunkie wrote:

Labhras wrote:

hey nevertrustajunkie, how do i trick girls into liking me? and how do you spell likeing?

That's the problem. You can't trick people. But you CAN learn to spot the ones you might actually have a chance with, whether you're looking for a nice girl or a last call 'ho.

EDIT: I think I know how to trick the dumb girls, but then why would you want a dumb girl. You're better than that Labhras!

I think it's "liking."

haha i was actually going to ask what about dumb girls! cus dumb girls need luvin too you know.

what if i told them i was really good spelling? i could get you tell me how to spell a few really hard words before i went out, then dassle them with my knowlege of the english langueage! girls are into that right?

since you mentioned it, it's good at spelling, dazzle, knowledge, and language!

once you've conquered those, try slipping a dazzler like "antidisestablishmentarianism" into casual conversation.

steph wrote:

Labhras wrote:

NeverTrustAJunkie wrote:

Labhras wrote:

hey nevertrustajunkie, how do i trick girls into liking me? and how do you spell likeing?

That's the problem. You can't trick people. But you CAN learn to spot the ones you might actually have a chance with, whether you're looking for a nice girl or a last call 'ho.

EDIT: I think I know how to trick the dumb girls, but then why would you want a dumb girl. You're better than that Labhras!

I think it's "liking."

haha i was actually going to ask what about dumb girls! cus dumb girls need luvin too you know.

what if i told them i was really good spelling? i could get you tell me how to spell a few really hard words before i went out, then dassle them with my knowlege of the english langueage! girls are into that right?

since you mentioned it, it's good at spelling, dazzle, knowledge, and language!

once you've conquered those, try slipping a dazzler like "antidisestablishmentarianism" into casual conversation.

ah well, at least i know that a preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with...

and steph i am literally going to try to use that word every day for the rest of my life. i'll have more tail than i know what to do with

Just don't try to pick them up by writing them a note.

You're from Dublin? Come to America. The accent alone will get you all the dumb girls a guy could want.

Sometimes talking to a guy with an accent dumbs me down a few notches. #MyKryptonite

Labhras wrote:

steph wrote:

Labhras wrote:

NeverTrustAJunkie wrote:

Labhras wrote:

hey nevertrustajunkie, how do i trick girls into liking me? and how do you spell likeing?

That's the problem. You can't trick people. But you CAN learn to spot the ones you might actually have a chance with, whether you're looking for a nice girl or a last call 'ho.

EDIT: I think I know how to trick the dumb girls, but then why would you want a dumb girl. You're better than that Labhras!

I think it's "liking."

haha i was actually going to ask what about dumb girls! cus dumb girls need luvin too you know.

what if i told them i was really good spelling? i could get you tell me how to spell a few really hard words before i went out, then dassle them with my knowlege of the english langueage! girls are into that right?

since you mentioned it, it's good at spelling, dazzle, knowledge, and language!

once you've conquered those, try slipping a dazzler like "antidisestablishmentarianism" into casual conversation.

ah well, at least i know that a preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with...

and steph i am literally going to try to use that word every day for the rest of my life. i'll have more tail than i know what to do with

AH HA I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.

NeverTrustAJunkie wrote:

Just don't try to pick them up by writing them a note.

You're from Dublin? Come to America. The accent alone will get you all the dumb girls a guy could want.

Sometimes talking to a guy with an accent dumbs me down a few notches. #MyKryptonite

she's so right! you need to tap into the foreign market!

I said this the other day- that character in Love, Actually had it absolutely right.

steph wrote:

Labhras wrote:

steph wrote:

Labhras wrote:

NeverTrustAJunkie wrote:

Labhras wrote:

hey nevertrustajunkie, how do i trick girls into liking me? and how do you spell likeing?

That's the problem. You can't trick people. But you CAN learn to spot the ones you might actually have a chance with, whether you're looking for a nice girl or a last call 'ho.

EDIT: I think I know how to trick the dumb girls, but then why would you want a dumb girl. You're better than that Labhras!

I think it's "liking."

haha i was actually going to ask what about dumb girls! cus dumb girls need luvin too you know.

what if i told them i was really good spelling? i could get you tell me how to spell a few really hard words before i went out, then dassle them with my knowlege of the english langueage! girls are into that right?

since you mentioned it, it's good at spelling, dazzle, knowledge, and language!

once you've conquered those, try slipping a dazzler like "antidisestablishmentarianism" into casual conversation.

ah well, at least i know that a preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with...

and steph i am literally going to try to use that word every day for the rest of my life. i'll have more tail than i know what to do with

AH HA I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.

NeverTrustAJunkie wrote:

Just don't try to pick them up by writing them a note.

You're from Dublin? Come to America. The accent alone will get you all the dumb girls a guy could want.

Sometimes talking to a guy with an accent dumbs me down a few notches. #MyKryptonite

she's so right! you need to tap into the foreign market!

i could go to new jersey! and then me and the gaslight anthem will become best buds, and we'll all chase girls together and i'll get the most cus of my accent (and cus half of them are in long term relationships) and they'll be super impressed and then they'll be all like "hey larry, brians not feeling too good tonight, could you fill in for him? and i'll be all like "yeah cus we're all such good buddies now and that's what buddies do" and then everone will love me and i'll be just about as funky as i can be.
spiffing! thank you girls for heping me with my ROMANCE ISSUES. now i can love again!