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33RPMHero wrote:

katechampagne wrote:

33RPMHero wrote:

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Hey! you just came to the most important thread on this site.

So I heard! Is this where the cool kids come to hang out?

This is where the most awesome people on this forum come to have fun.  Be yourself, have some fun, laugh as much as you want.  Do and say anything you want.  

...asks himself what awesome incredible human being ever had the brain to create this thread?
could be a millionaire by now if only he/ she applied for a patent  

That is so so true. They need to be awarded a medal.

33RPMHero wrote:

Awh, the weather is nice here today too.  I'm glad you enjoyed your ride?  Job searching is getting better.  I just finished college up last year so I am applying for jobs with my degree right now.  I have a couple interviews lined up for police departments and other jobs in the criminal justice fied.  

P.S. Did you know your hair is very red?

Yeah, the ride was awesome! I did 24 miles. Rocky Votolato kept me company... if only though my headphones though. Haha. And, oh snap! I study criminal justice too. Only started last year though, kind of late but it was scary quitting a full time job to start school.. took me a while to really ensure what I'm doing isn't going to screw me over entirely. Did you pass the physical test yet?

P.S. My hair is red....? I... thought it's purple...   

katechampagne wrote:

33RPMHero wrote:

Awh, the weather is nice here today too.  I'm glad you enjoyed your ride?  Job searching is getting better.  I just finished college up last year so I am applying for jobs with my degree right now.  I have a couple interviews lined up for police departments and other jobs in the criminal justice fied.  

P.S. Did you know your hair is very red?

Yeah, the ride was awesome! I did 24 miles. Rocky Votolato kept me company... if only though my headphones though. Haha. And, oh snap! I study criminal justice too. Only started last year though, kind of late but it was scary quitting a full time job to start school.. took me a while to really ensure what I'm doing isn't going to screw me over entirely. Did you pass the physical test yet?

P.S. My hair is red....? I... thought it's purple...    

Wow, you seem to be in awesome shape! I can't remember the last time I rode a bike. You can do the riding for the both of us.

That's so awesome you are studying Criminal Justice. I don't meet too many people who study CJ. My class was so small. If you need any help or anything you know who to talk to. I passed my physical tests that I did in 2013 but sadly I had to drop out of all my processes cause I had to go to Chicago for some family problems for 3 months. I just recently started applying again. I am in pretty good shape but it doesn't seem as much as you. You can probably kick my butt.

P.S. Actually now that I look at it I think it is more of a banana yellow.

33RPMHero wrote:

katechampagne wrote:

33RPMHero wrote:

Awh, the weather is nice here today too.  I'm glad you enjoyed your ride?  Job searching is getting better.  I just finished college up last year so I am applying for jobs with my degree right now.  I have a couple interviews lined up for police departments and other jobs in the criminal justice fied.  

P.S. Did you know your hair is very red?

Yeah, the ride was awesome! I did 24 miles. Rocky Votolato kept me company... if only though my headphones though. Haha. And, oh snap! I study criminal justice too. Only started last year though, kind of late but it was scary quitting a full time job to start school.. took me a while to really ensure what I'm doing isn't going to screw me over entirely. Did you pass the physical test yet?

P.S. My hair is red....? I... thought it's purple...    

Wow,  you seem to be in awesome shape! I can't remember the last time I rode a bike.  You can do the riding for the both of us.  

That's so awesome you are studying Criminal Justice.  I don't meet too many people who study CJ.  My class was so small.  If you need any help or anything you know who to talk to.  I passed my physical tests that I did in 2013 but sadly I had to drop out of all my processes cause I had to go to Chicago for some family problems for 3 months.  I just recently started applying again.  I am in pretty good shape but it doesn't seem as much as you.  You can probably kick my butt.

P.S. Actually now that I look at it I think it is more of a banana yellow.

I just got my bike fixed up recently so I'm trying to put it to use. The gym is just so boring at the moment with the sun being out all day. Summer where I live unfortunately only lasts like 2-3 months.. trying to make the most of it. I'm not thaaat athletic though, riding a bike is just easy when it's on an almost all-flat bike path. I can just barely lift one of those 35 lb EZ barbells over my head. Hahaha.

Sorry you had drop out of the process though... that really blows. Did you keep in touch with any of the people in charge? You passed once and they called back, I'm sure you'll get the second chance you need! I think in RI you have to do the test every time you apply, and for each department too... they're trying to unify it but.. it's RI.


P.S. That's literally my biggest fear (having yellow hair) so don't even joke about that   

katechampagne wrote:

33RPMHero wrote:

katechampagne wrote:

33RPMHero wrote:

Awh, the weather is nice here today too.  I'm glad you enjoyed your ride?  Job searching is getting better.  I just finished college up last year so I am applying for jobs with my degree right now.  I have a couple interviews lined up for police departments and other jobs in the criminal justice fied.  

P.S. Did you know your hair is very red?

Yeah, the ride was awesome! I did 24 miles. Rocky Votolato kept me company... if only though my headphones though. Haha. And, oh snap! I study criminal justice too. Only started last year though, kind of late but it was scary quitting a full time job to start school.. took me a while to really ensure what I'm doing isn't going to screw me over entirely. Did you pass the physical test yet?

P.S. My hair is red....? I... thought it's purple...    

Wow,  you seem to be in awesome shape! I can't remember the last time I rode a bike.  You can do the riding for the both of us.  

That's so awesome you are studying Criminal Justice.  I don't meet too many people who study CJ.  My class was so small.  If you need any help or anything you know who to talk to.  I passed my physical tests that I did in 2013 but sadly I had to drop out of all my processes cause I had to go to Chicago for some family problems for 3 months.  I just recently started applying again.  I am in pretty good shape but it doesn't seem as much as you.  You can probably kick my butt.

P.S. Actually now that I look at it I think it is more of a banana yellow.

I just got my bike fixed up recently so I'm trying to put it to use. The gym is just so boring at the moment with the sun being out all day. Summer where I live unfortunately only lasts like 2-3 months.. trying to make the most of it. I'm not thaaat athletic though, riding a bike is just easy when it's on an almost all-flat bike path. I can just barely lift one of those 35 lb EZ barbells over my head. Hahaha.

Sorry you had drop out of the process though... that really blows. Did you keep in touch with any of the people in charge? You passed once and they called back, I'm sure you'll get the second chance you need! I think in RI you have to do the test every time you apply, and for each department too... they're trying to unify it but.. it's RI.


P.S. That's literally my biggest fear (having yellow hair) so don't even joke about that   

Yeah, the gym does get boring after awhile. I need to start working out like I use to even though I did it way over the time I should have been doing it. For a while, it was pretty much all I did. I wish I could just have some balance. You should start putting some hills into your bike rides. Do some of that crazy mountain biking.

Yeah, I kept in touch with them but I have to re-do everything. It sucks but things happen in life. Can't really control certain stuff from happening. What's your ultimate goal with Criminal Justice Degree?

P.S. I read your mind..............

Let me break up that crazy quote queue!

It comes and goes for me with going to the gym. I like to run in the Spring and Fall but when it's so hot out I just can't get myself to do it. I think it's just time to switch up my routine. Got any advice? I did Starting Strength for a bit but I'm kind of over that.

You'll be fine I'm sure! When's your next interview?
I'm actually hoping to get into law school when I'm done. I know you can study pretty much anything having that goal but CS was the only thing I've ever been really interested in. I want to work with environmental/animal related non-profits... put people like Michael Vick behind bars.   

P.S. Mind-reader, huh? What am I thinking now?   

Oh, and... I have an old 3-speed commuter bike I got off Craigslist last year... going up a mountain would have me rolling backwards!

katechampagne wrote:

Let me break up that crazy quote queue!

It comes and goes for me with going to the gym. I like to run in the Spring and Fall but when it's so hot out I just can't get myself to do it. I think it's just time to switch up my routine. Got any advice? I did Starting Strength for a bit but I'm kind of over that.

You'll be fine I'm sure! When's your next interview?
I'm actually hoping to get into law school when I'm done. I know you can study pretty much anything having that goal but CS was the only thing I've ever been really interested in. I want to work with environmental/animal related non-profits... put people like Michael Vick behind bars.   

P.S. Mind-reader, huh? What am I thinking now?   

You ever think about doing Insanity. I completed it twice and I had awesome time doing it. The progress you make throughout it is unbelievable and awesome. The workouts were interesting and kept me going. It works on strength and cardio. Then you can move onto Insanity: Asylum :p While I did Insanity I also lifted weights with it for an hour.

My next interview is in a couple weeks. I had one last Friday and that went great. Oh, you are an animal lover. You're so perfect. :p Yeah, but that be an awesome thing to do. I have a dog of my own. He is a little beagle/pug...names Romeo.

P.S. For sure I'm a mind reader. You're thinking how awesome I am obviously. :p

katechampagne wrote:

Oh, and... I have an old 3-speed commuter bike I got off Craigslist last year... going up a mountain would have me rolling backwards!

Do it for fun!

33RPMHero wrote:

katechampagne wrote:

Let me break up that crazy quote queue!

It comes and goes for me with going to the gym. I like to run in the Spring and Fall but when it's so hot out I just can't get myself to do it. I think it's just time to switch up my routine. Got any advice? I did Starting Strength for a bit but I'm kind of over that.

You'll be fine I'm sure! When's your next interview?
I'm actually hoping to get into law school when I'm done. I know you can study pretty much anything having that goal but CS was the only thing I've ever been really interested in. I want to work with environmental/animal related non-profits... put people like Michael Vick behind bars.   

P.S. Mind-reader, huh? What am I thinking now?   

You ever think about doing Insanity.  I completed it twice and I had awesome time doing it.  The progress you make throughout it is unbelievable and awesome.  The workouts were interesting and kept me going.  It works on strength and cardio.  Then you can move onto Insanity: Asylum :p  While I did Insanity I also lifted weights with it for an hour.

My next interview is in a couple weeks.  I had one last Friday and that went great.  Oh, you are an animal lover.  You're so perfect. :p  Yeah, but that be an awesome thing to do.  I have a dog of my own.  He is a little beagle/pug...names Romeo.  

P.S.  For sure I'm a mind reader.  You're thinking how awesome I am obviously. :p

Well... I *thought* about doing insanity. But that's where it stopped. Hahaha. Is it a series of workout DVDs? I never quite got that. The before/after stuff I saw looked awesome though! I'm not sure if I'm ready to go back to an asylum yet though. Maybe I'll hold off for now.   

Fingers crossed for the job! Is there a second round? I hate it when employers take forever to get back to candidates. I was in recruiting for a year and it's just so rude. Whatever. That's why I like animals :p they're never rude. Puggles on the other hand...they are so adorable.   Let's see a picture of your pup! My best friend has a pug, she's such a ham... and because I live by 'pics or didn't happen':



P.S. I was actually thinking about ice cream. I always think about ice cream. ;p

Haha. Or are you clever . Probably not a good idea to go back there just yet.

I need to find a better picture of my dog but this is all i have right now.  I'll load one up from my phone to her later just because you are oh so special.  

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1663735315460&set=a.1609047828307.1073741828.1299540247&type=3&theater

Well, there is this one too but my ugly mug is in it.

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1691936100462&set=a.1609047828307.1073741828.1299540247&type=3&theater

P.S. Thanks for giving up my hopes.  You are thinking about ice cream right now though...at this very minute.

That first link doesn't work but my private detective skills let me see some more of your pup. And... ohmygodwhatacutie     How old is he?

P.S. I didn't mean to ruin your hopes. Keep practicing. I was thinking about dogs! And ice cream. Dogs eating ice cream perhaps.

katechampagne wrote:

That first link doesn't work but my private detective skills let me see some more of your pup. And... ohmygodwhatacutie     How old is he?

P.S. I didn't mean to ruin your hopes. Keep practicing. I was thinking about dogs! And ice cream. Dogs eating ice cream perhaps.

Your private detective skills? Huh, that's intimidating. He is only 2 years old. He is the most awesome dog on the planet. My best friend for sure. I could never let go of him. He has the best personality ever and loves everyone.

P.S. Dogs eating Ice Cream? Are you thinking about Dogs eating Ice Cream while taking a bike ride?

I mean... I don't know if dogs can ride bikes but Romeo seems to have the handle on pull ups, right?     I have two kitties but one's an old man and the other ones would probably be on My 600 LB life if he was human. But that's okay. Don't judge. Hahaha.

katechampagne wrote:

I mean... I don't know if dogs can ride bikes but Romeo seems to have the handle on pull ups, right?     I have two kitties but one's an old man and the other ones would probably be on My 600 LB life if he was human. But that's okay. Don't judge. Hahaha.

Haha, I try to keep him in shape. He's pretty tough. I'm scared of cats though but yours don't seem to threatening. Actually they sound like the 2 least threatening cats I have ever heard of.

Can you read minds?

33RPMHero wrote:

katechampagne wrote:

I mean... I don't know if dogs can ride bikes but Romeo seems to have the handle on pull ups, right?     I have two kitties but one's an old man and the other ones would probably be on My 600 LB life if he was human. But that's okay. Don't judge. Hahaha.

Haha, I try to keep him in shape.  He's pretty tough.  I'm scared of cats though but yours don't seem to threatening.  Actually they sound like the 2 least threatening cats I have ever heard of.  

Can you read minds?

Obviously I can. Mittens, the old dude, is a lovebug but the other one can be kind of a jerk sometimes. Why are you scared of cats? I lurve them. If my apartment was bigger I'd have way more. Cat party!

Am I sexy yet?
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katechampagne wrote:

33RPMHero wrote:

katechampagne wrote:

I mean... I don't know if dogs can ride bikes but Romeo seems to have the handle on pull ups, right?     I have two kitties but one's an old man and the other ones would probably be on My 600 LB life if he was human. But that's okay. Don't judge. Hahaha.

Haha, I try to keep him in shape.  He's pretty tough.  I'm scared of cats though but yours don't seem to threatening.  Actually they sound like the 2 least threatening cats I have ever heard of.  

Can you read minds?

Obviously I can. Mittens, the old dude, is a lovebug but the other one can be kind of a jerk sometimes. Why are you scared of cats? I lurve them. If my apartment was bigger I'd have way more. Cat party!

No, you absolutely can't cause you can't tell me what I am thinking. .Mitten? That is the most generic name for a cat, isn't it? Haha, great job at thinking up names. :p

I am scared of cats though just cause they don't seem to be very nice. I dunno, I grew up as a kid and was afraid of them and I guess I never really got out of it. They just stare at you with those dead eyes. It makes me uncomfortable. haha.

Are you going to be a cat lady?

33RPMHero wrote:

katechampagne wrote:

33RPMHero wrote:

katechampagne wrote:

I mean... I don't know if dogs can ride bikes but Romeo seems to have the handle on pull ups, right?     I have two kitties but one's an old man and the other ones would probably be on My 600 LB life if he was human. But that's okay. Don't judge. Hahaha.

Haha, I try to keep him in shape.  He's pretty tough.  I'm scared of cats though but yours don't seem to threatening.  Actually they sound like the 2 least threatening cats I have ever heard of.  

Can you read minds?

Obviously I can. Mittens, the old dude, is a lovebug but the other one can be kind of a jerk sometimes. Why are you scared of cats? I lurve them. If my apartment was bigger I'd have way more. Cat party!

No, you absolutely can't cause you can't tell me what I am thinking. .Mitten?  That is the most generic name for a cat, isn't it?  Haha, great job at thinking up names. :p  

I am scared of cats though just cause they don't seem to be very nice.  I dunno, I grew up as a kid and was afraid of them and I guess I never really got out of it.  They just stare at you with those dead eyes. It makes me uncomfortable.  haha.

Are you going to be a cat lady?

Mitteennns! It's because he has mitten paws. When I rescued him his name was Llama but I didn't like that. Generic. Psh!
Cats are awesome! In fact, you should go and look for a cat to hang out with right meow. I know what you mean by they just stare at you but... they just know they're higher beings than we are. ;p And going to be a cat lady? I was one at age 3. Stole (or as I like to think of it: rescued) my first fluffball at age 3!


Look at that paw:


AND you were just thinking how awesome the name Mittens is for a cat with mitten paws. Obvi.

zerb012345 wrote:

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katechampagne wrote:

33RPMHero wrote:

katechampagne wrote:

33RPMHero wrote:

katechampagne wrote:

I mean... I don't know if dogs can ride bikes but Romeo seems to have the handle on pull ups, right?     I have two kitties but one's an old man and the other ones would probably be on My 600 LB life if he was human. But that's okay. Don't judge. Hahaha.

Haha, I try to keep him in shape.  He's pretty tough.  I'm scared of cats though but yours don't seem to threatening.  Actually they sound like the 2 least threatening cats I have ever heard of.  

Can you read minds?

Obviously I can. Mittens, the old dude, is a lovebug but the other one can be kind of a jerk sometimes. Why are you scared of cats? I lurve them. If my apartment was bigger I'd have way more. Cat party!

No, you absolutely can't cause you can't tell me what I am thinking. .Mitten?  That is the most generic name for a cat, isn't it?  Haha, great job at thinking up names. :p  

I am scared of cats though just cause they don't seem to be very nice.  I dunno, I grew up as a kid and was afraid of them and I guess I never really got out of it.  They just stare at you with those dead eyes. It makes me uncomfortable.  haha.

Are you going to be a cat lady?

Mitteennns! It's because he has mitten paws. When I rescued him his name was Llama but I didn't like that. Generic. Psh!
Cats are awesome! In fact, you should go and look for a cat to hang out with right meow. I know what you mean by they just stare at you but... they just know they're higher beings than we are. ;p And going to be a cat lady? I was one at age 3. Stole (or as I like to think of it: rescued) my first fluffball at age 3!


Look at that paw:


AND you were just thinking how awesome the name Mittens is for a cat with mitten paws. Obvi.

That's what I am saying. Don't all cats have mitten pawn.   Llama is such a sweet name, you should have kept it. Now your cat is probably more confused than ever. I refuse to ever accept that cats are higher beings than us. I ABSOLUTELY REFUSE!!! Quit putting these crazy ideas in my head. :p I don't understand what you mean that you stole a cat????....did you rip it from another child's arms?   

Good looking paw though.

And you are absolutely.........wrong. I think we both need to work on our mind reading skills.

katechampagne wrote:

zerb012345 wrote:

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lol. That was great. Some of it was oddly me...

Mittens was my neighbor's cat but she'd never let him inside He was covered in fleas too. Poor bby. We had a big thunderstorm and he showed up at my door step soaking wet and crying and so I grabbed him and he was never heard from again. The woman moved out a couple of weeks later and never asked for him back. She definitely knew I have him though because I could see into her kitchen from my kitchen... and vice versa. Oops. I saw her two weeks ago at a bar. Slightly awkward.

AND! All cats have paws (duh) but his are special. Here's a better look. He has double-paws!


Maybe I should not go around telling future cops I steal cats. But then again, whaddareyagonnado?   

Mind-reading skills are rusty. No bueno.


@zerb: same lol

Awh, you are a lifesaver. Such a heroic story. Sounds like the original owner didn't give a care in the world for your cat. People like that aren't worthy.

Double Paws? Sounds like double the trouble. Well, I can do something about. I'll just apply for a job in Providence and come knocking on your door. :p Thanks for getting me my first arrest.

I think I my mind reading skills are still horrible cause I am still stuck on your red hair. :/