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but there's no cream in carbonara
my heart weeps


LAURENCE WHERE ARE YOU

plugga wrote:

but there's no cream in carbonara
my heart weeps


LAURENCE WHERE ARE YOU

Hahaha, I wondered if you'd get offended by that. My recipe book is a bit weird, but whenever I've made it differently before it hasn't always worked so I thought I'd follow these instructions this time.

yes party in my gaff!

well i was wondering, you know how shampoo bottles (you know the ones you use for washing your HAIR) have on them "for greasy hair" or "for normal to mid length hair", meaning that if you have that kind of hair, that shampoo is best suited for you? well if the shampoo says "for great looking hair" is... is that the same deal?

Labhras wrote:

yes party in my gaff!

well i was wondering, you know how shampoo bottles (you know the ones you use for washing your HAIR) have on them "for greasy hair" or "for normal to mid length hair", meaning that if you have that kind of hair, that shampoo is best suited for you? well if the shampoo says "for great looking hair" is... is that the same deal?

please don't talk about your hair on your date...

They have restrictions for people buying it. It's like when you might get IDed buying alcohol, instead they check your hair for 'great looking-ness'.

Camus wrote:

plugga wrote:

but there's no cream in carbonara
my heart weeps


LAURENCE WHERE ARE YOU

Hahaha, I wondered if you'd get offended by that. My recipe book is a bit weird, but whenever I've made it differently before it hasn't always worked so I thought I'd follow these instructions this time.

okay nevermind I will just sit here

Labhras wrote:

yes party in my gaff!

well i was wondering, you know how shampoo bottles (you know the ones you use for washing your HAIR) have on them "for greasy hair" or "for normal to mid length hair", meaning that if you have that kind of hair, that shampoo is best suited for you? well if the shampoo says "for great looking hair" is... is that the same deal?

that's it, I'll be there tomorrow morning

Camus wrote:

They have restrictions for people buying it. It's like when you might get IDed buying alcohol, instead they check your hair for 'great looking-ness'.

i knew it!

plugga wrote:

Labhras wrote:

yes party in my gaff!

well i was wondering, you know how shampoo bottles (you know the ones you use for washing your HAIR) have on them "for greasy hair" or "for normal to mid length hair", meaning that if you have that kind of hair, that shampoo is best suited for you? well if the shampoo says "for great looking hair" is... is that the same deal?

that's it, I'll be there tomorrow morning

bring conditioner

Labhras wrote:

plugga wrote:

Labhras wrote:

yes party in my gaff!

well i was wondering, you know how shampoo bottles (you know the ones you use for washing your HAIR) have on them "for greasy hair" or "for normal to mid length hair", meaning that if you have that kind of hair, that shampoo is best suited for you? well if the shampoo says "for great looking hair" is... is that the same deal?

that's it, I'll be there tomorrow morning

bring conditioner

I would never let you use my conditioner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAlDFALfA9M&list=PL8E2C45F1A51F6B19&index=4&feature=plpp_video

well jesus, he looks GOOD.

This not-being-able-to-eat-solid-food thing really sucks.

redskynight wrote:

This not-being-able-to-eat-solid-food thing really sucks.

Why can't you eat solid food?

redskynight wrote:

This not-being-able-to-eat-solid-food thing really sucks.

Ice cream?

plugga wrote:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAlDFALfA9M&list=PL8E2C45F1A51F6B19&index=4&feature=plpp_video

well jesus, he looks GOOD.

at first, i was like "what is she talking about, he's so far away, you can't even tell it's him" and then it finally zoomed in

but yeah, i would let him put his hands on me in my skintight jeans

Harbortown wrote:

redskynight wrote:

This not-being-able-to-eat-solid-food thing really sucks.

Why can't you eat solid food?

I ate something I'm allergic to. And now my stomach hates me.

plugga wrote:

Labhras wrote:

plugga wrote:

Labhras wrote:

yes party in my gaff!

well i was wondering, you know how shampoo bottles (you know the ones you use for washing your HAIR) have on them "for greasy hair" or "for normal to mid length hair", meaning that if you have that kind of hair, that shampoo is best suited for you? well if the shampoo says "for great looking hair" is... is that the same deal?

that's it, I'll be there tomorrow morning

bring conditioner

I would never let you use my conditioner

why not!?!

steph wrote:

plugga wrote:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAlDFALfA9M&list=PL8E2C45F1A51F6B19&index=4&feature=plpp_video

well jesus, he looks GOOD.

at first, i was like "what is she talking about, he's so far away, you can't even tell it's him" and then it finally zoomed in

but yeah, i would let him put his hands on me in my skintight jeans

hahahah so would I gurl, SO WOULD I.

Labhras wrote:

plugga wrote:

Labhras wrote:

plugga wrote:

Labhras wrote:

yes party in my gaff!

well i was wondering, you know how shampoo bottles (you know the ones you use for washing your HAIR) have on them "for greasy hair" or "for normal to mid length hair", meaning that if you have that kind of hair, that shampoo is best suited for you? well if the shampoo says "for great looking hair" is... is that the same deal?

that's it, I'll be there tomorrow morning

bring conditioner

I would never let you use my conditioner

why not!?!

it's too expensive.

redskynight wrote:

Harbortown wrote:

redskynight wrote:

This not-being-able-to-eat-solid-food thing really sucks.

Why can't you eat solid food?

I ate something I'm allergic to. And now my stomach hates me.

God damn, that sucks. How long is it gonna be like that?

Harbortown wrote:

redskynight wrote:

Harbortown wrote:

redskynight wrote:

This not-being-able-to-eat-solid-food thing really sucks.

Why can't you eat solid food?

I ate something I'm allergic to. And now my stomach hates me.

God damn, that sucks. How long is it gonna be like that?

No freakin' clue. However long it takes for me to actually eat, I guess.

plugga wrote:

Labhras wrote:

plugga wrote:

Labhras wrote:

plugga wrote:

Labhras wrote:

yes party in my gaff!

well i was wondering, you know how shampoo bottles (you know the ones you use for washing your HAIR) have on them "for greasy hair" or "for normal to mid length hair", meaning that if you have that kind of hair, that shampoo is best suited for you? well if the shampoo says "for great looking hair" is... is that the same deal?

that's it, I'll be there tomorrow morning

bring conditioner

I would never let you use my conditioner

why not!?!

it's too expensive.

you're already flying to ireland a little conditioner won't make that much difference!

i just read an article about a Michigan woman who won a million dollars in the lottery, but still gets food stamps from the state! $200 worth a month! and her argument was "i'm not working, and i have two houses and bills to pay"
what is wrong with the world?!

wtf?! that's just absurd!!