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stepsandnumbers wrote:

"Hey baby, wanna ride on my railroad???" <JimmyB pick-up line.

"I'll let you blow my whistle" < jimmyb pick-up line

Debonair wrote:

stepsandnumbers wrote:

"Hey baby, wanna ride on my railroad???" <JimmyB pick-up line.

'I'll let you blow my whistle" - jimmyb pick-up line

"My boxcar's bursting with goodies for you." - JimmyB pick up line.

do you wanna sit on my caboose while i ride us up and down?

#realJimmytalk

"Wanna see if my train can fit through your tunnel?" - JimmyB pick up line.

...wow, things are really going southward here.

Oh well, what they heck.

Hey, wanna go for a ride on my pogo-stick? <-- JimmyB pick up line

stepsandnumbers wrote:

"Wanna see if my train can fit through your tunnel?" - JimmyB pick up line.

okay, Girl, tonight, i'm the conductor, and you're the caboose

why are so slow, caboose?
are you a bad caboose?
you better catch up, caboose!
faster, caboose, faster!

"Hi...my name's J-Jimmy...do you like, umm, coffee? I, uh, like coffee...do you wanna get coffee...? *awkward smile*" - Actual JimmyB pick up line.

"Welcome aboard my love train" jimmyb pick up line

"The little engine that could" - jimmybs porno film

.....correction "couldn't"

"This train ain't gonna ride itself." - JimmyB pick up line.

^ HaHA.. "Yeah, that's what we call the Shagin Wagon!" From DUmb anD DumBeR.

Also a JimmyB pick up line....

i think it's more like...

oops, sorry i bumped into you...i'm a horrible person
"what"
oh, nothing, just i suck at everything but building model trains
"oh, trains...cool..."
yeah, they go around and around on the same track, but you never know what they're gonna do, it's crazy
"crazy...cool..."
yeah, hey, i'm Jimmy, it's okay, you probably don't wanna know me...
"hey Jimmy"
hey Girl, do you Want to get coFfee someTime?
"umm...no"
EVERY GIRL REJECTS ME WHY I AM SO UNLOVEDDDDDD

Debonair wrote:

"The little engine that could" - jimmybs porno film

*couldn't.

Debonair wrote:

"The little engine that wouldn't know what to do or where the fuck to stick it" - jimmybs porno film

steph wrote:

"oh, trains...cool..."
yeah, they go around and around on the same track, but you never know what they're gonna do, it's crazy

Hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahah

stepsandnumbers wrote:

Debonair wrote:

"The little engine that could" - jimmybs porno film

*couldn't.

I was debating doing the couldn't - I love how that's going to be the last post for that thread

steph wrote:

i think it's more like...

oops, sorry i bumped into you...i'm a horrible person
"what"
oh, nothing, just i suck at everything but building model trains
"oh, trains...cool..."
yeah, they go around and around on the same track, but you never know what they're gonna do, it's crazy
"crazy...cool..."
yeah, hey, i'm Jimmy, it's okay, you probably don't wanna know me...
"hey Jimmy"
hey Girl, do you Want to get coFfee someTime?
"umm...no"
EVERY GIRL REJECTS ME WHY I AM SO UNLOVEDDDDDD

HAHA Oh, poor guy. That's what I feel like sometimes.

"Hey, have you ever been to the moon? 'Cause I can take us there!" One I thought of, but never tried. Although, my friend told it to a radio station DJ and I think she got a kick out of it....

Debonair wrote:

stepsandnumbers wrote:

Debonair wrote:

"The little engine that could" - jimmybs porno film

*couldn't.

I was debating doing the couldn't - I love how that's going to be the last post for that thread

Hahaha, perfect ending!

"FuNny"- Jimmybs response to these post

stepsandnumbers wrote:

Debonair wrote:

stepsandnumbers wrote:

Debonair wrote:

"The little engine that could" - jimmybs porno film

*couldn't.

I was debating doing the couldn't - I love how that's going to be the last post for that thread

Hahaha, perfect ending!

Should I change it to couldn't?

Debonair wrote:

stepsandnumbers wrote:

Debonair wrote:

stepsandnumbers wrote:

Debonair wrote:

"The little engine that could" - jimmybs porno film

*couldn't.

I was debating doing the couldn't - I love how that's going to be the last post for that thread

Hahaha, perfect ending!

Should I change it to couldn't?

Ha, if you really want to! Or just make an edit and write "Correction: Couldn't" hahah

i can't stop laughing about JB. but seriously, can we have a DSS meetup so i can laugh with other people that find this as goddamn funny as i do?

i'll be waiting!

Debonair wrote:

"FuNny"- Jimmybs response to these post

ACCURATE.

I wonder if in real life Jimmy puts emphasis on certain words out of nowhere. Like some kind of tourettes or something. I bet he does.

steph wrote:

i can't stop laughing about JB. but seriously, can we have a DSS meetup so i can laugh with other people that find this as goddamn funny as i do?

i'll be waiting!

You pay my airfair, and I will BE THERE! Just joking. Hopefully it'll work out that we can all meet up somewhere.

I'll just bring a helmet just in case "someone" shows up with a frying pan.