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Fuck the beach.

Harbortown wrote:

Fuck the beach.

What did it do man?

Camus wrote:

Harbortown wrote:

Fuck the beach.

What did it do man?

It was full of sand and Swedes.

Haha ^WTF? That's great!

Well, hopefully Plugga got her tix to the London show already. Just noticed the show already sold out! Not too surprised tho.

Alright... now to go work on those wonderful wonderful taxes.

stepsandnumbers wrote:

Camus wrote:

You non-alcoholics will give the rest of us a bad name

Haha, but they can drive us around (to the store to buy more booze) and take care of us when we can no longer function on our own!

LOL exactly.

I wish I could leave work early. Or, I wish I don't have to work anymore. BAH.

redskynight wrote:

I wish I could leave work early. Or, I wish I don't have to work anymore. BAH.

I AGREE. Stupid work's all stupid and shitty.

^ No offense, but that's kind of redundant. See you already called work stupid, so saying stupid work is all stupid kind of makes the first word, of the first part, of the sentane kind of irrelevant.

^ no offense, but you just tried to correct someone else while managing to misspell the word "sentence"

IrishNameAndAnInjury wrote:

Aww, Jimmy is calling Steph Stephy now. That's so cute!

haha. cute. you know, i don't really care what people call me...but i have to say, i'd prefer not to be called TrollFace or PenisBreath...

IrishNameAndAnInjury wrote:

stepsandnumbers wrote:

IrishNameAndAnInjury wrote:

stepsandnumbers wrote:

IrishNameAndAnInjury wrote:

Good job, Sarah! You need to come up with another prank. I can't do any pranks at my work, the kids would get too scared and cry!

Yeah, I'd have to be careful who I mess with. Some people wouldn't find it funny! I could get away with everything though, because no one would ever think it was me pulling the pranks!

You sound like my sister! Everyone thinks she is so sweet, they never suspect her. Recently she and a coworker wrote a bunch of bogus appointments on their supervisor's calendar, like proctologist appointment, AA meeting, hair plug implantation, meeting with parole officer, etc. no one believed she did it!

Hahah, niiice!

She has her moments! Another time she and a friend toilet papered someone's office and also filled it with balloons and streamers, which made a huge mess. No one knew it was her. She's sneaky...and scary. I think she has been lurking on here for a while watching me. Are you there Jenna?

your little sister's name is Jenna, too?! CREEPY!

stepsandnumbers wrote:

TGAforLIFE wrote:

Cool... Yeah, I'm a pretty recent joiner. I was a lurker for a bit, but then I finally broke down.

Nice to meet ya Mike! I'm Konrad... but I also go by Brad. So, either works! haha

Yeah, just gotta fight through the pain man!

I think I'm gonna call you Konbrad, from now on.

TGAforLIFE wrote:

^ No offense, but that's kind of redundant. See you already called work stupid, so saying stupid work is all stupid kind of makes the first word, of the first part, of the sentane kind of irrelevant.

^No offense, but that was totally the point of saying stupid twice.

steph wrote:

IrishNameAndAnInjury wrote:

Aww, Jimmy is calling Steph Stephy now. That's so cute!

haha. cute. you know, i don't really care what people call me...but i have to say, i'd prefer not to be called TrollFace or PenisBreath...

What about "TwatMist"?

stepsandnumbers wrote:

steph wrote:

IrishNameAndAnInjury wrote:

Aww, Jimmy is calling Steph Stephy now. That's so cute!

haha. cute. you know, i don't really care what people call me...but i have to say, i'd prefer not to be called TrollFace or PenisBreath...

What about "TwatMist"?

that totally works for me.

steph wrote:

stepsandnumbers wrote:

steph wrote:

IrishNameAndAnInjury wrote:

Aww, Jimmy is calling Steph Stephy now. That's so cute!

haha. cute. you know, i don't really care what people call me...but i have to say, i'd prefer not to be called TrollFace or PenisBreath...

What about "TwatMist"?

that totally works for me.

I'll add it to the list, Steph/Rhonda/CrackWhore/TwatMist!

haha, i forgot my list of names was getting so long, i'll try to remember them all!

Hahaha. I'm afraid I've gotta leave now, it's coming out of both ends.... just kidding. Time for work! Bye!

TwatMist sounds like some kind of refreshing, lemon-lime flavored douche, haha.

damn, woman, you're always going to work!

okay fine, bye, have a good night!

steph wrote:

^ no offense, but you just tried to correct someone else while managing to misspell the word "sentence"

Dang it!!

And, I know Sarah... I was just giving you a hard time for the sake of it. I'm not great at spelling anyway...apparently.

you should add that to your signature, a la JimmyB

"i apparently cannot spell, nor avoid being hit in the head with a frying pan"

^ That's a great idea Steph! Maybe I can go ahead and add: I really like peeing my pants too (or something) cause it makes me feel like Miles Davis!

....

hahah you totally lost me

It's from Billy Madison...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRpouK0KmWQ

It's...pretty great!

hahah nice.

i'm not sure if i ever saw that movie all the way through. most of the time i think Adam Sandler is really stupid. but i do like Chris Farley!

Yeah, Adam Sandler is pretty dumb. But, he's got some good stuff I guess.

Too bad Chris Farley is not around anymore...

But, yeah, if anything I'll probably pass on adding the peeing pants part to my signature. Hopefully that's okay. And, even if it's not, well too bad.

i know. i think i want to go watch my SNL Best of Chris Farley DVD now...

haha, you don't want the entire forum to know that you pee your pants?!

wow, someone's getting bold, you don't even feel the need to ask permission anymore...