romance issues

in the 70's guys wore burgundy and also white boots. Can you imagine? http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lypdvw5cz61r6wsmgo1_500.png Hoards of swinging 70's men in burgundy and/or white boots trolling the streets.

I'm wearing burgundy corduroy pants and black boots like a boss.

so hang on, are we getting a prostitute or what?

Empty sex won't fill the hole in your soul.

in frightened rabbit's word: it takes more than fucking someone to keep yourself warm

NeverTrustAJunkie wrote:

Empty sex won't fill the hole in your soul.

it's fun though!

plugga wrote:

in frightened rabbit's word: it takes more than fucking someone to keep yourself warm

Good song. I tried listening to that whole album this morning, but my iPod died. Damn it.

NeverTrustAJunkie wrote:

Empty sex won't fill the hole in your soul.

it'll fill the other hole, the one i'm more concerned about

Labhras wrote:

so hang on, are we getting a prostitute or what?

i like the idea, but...not sure how Jimmy would react.

Can we not just go with the frying pan idea instead!?

Maybe we should hit him with a frying pan to get him prepared for the prostitue. He'd flip his shit if he was his full self, after all. Perhaps smacking him in the head would knock his "romance issues" complex out of his system?

It's not the talking and meeting part for me....It is just after the talking where I kind of freeze up when with girls. I mean, after a bit of talking, I still am not sure what to do next. Oh and for me, it seems like any girl I like, already has a boyfriend, at least the ones who i am friends with. Apparently I attract psychos as well.

No offense dude, but I've heard you say that about three to four times already on this topic discussion. I think most people on here have come to a point where they've tried to give you the best advice they can. It'd be good to try and take some of it instead of just making these repeats over and over.

JimmyB wrote:

It's not the talking and meeting part for me....It is just after the talking where I kind of freeze up when with girls. I mean, after a bit of talking, I still am not sure what to do next.

Okay Jimmy, I have a question. When girls talk, do you listen? Do you respond and keep the conversation going? Because around here, we talk to you and you leave, or we talk and you ignore us, or we talk and you just keep complaining. You're not going to get a girlfriend if you can't communicate at all. And if you're just getting to know the girl, why would you only talk to her a little bit? Keep talking and maybe you'll develop an interest or connection of some sort that will lead to another date and maybe even a relationship.

Also, you need to relax, dude! There's no reason to freeze up when you're talking to someone. Worst case senario, you guys don't click, you move on, and you meet someone else. You don't have to take it so seriously!

I try to keep conversation going, But then I just run out of stuff to talk about, and it just gets a bit odd.

JimmyB wrote:

I try to keep conversation going, But then I just run out of stuff to talk about, and it just gets a bit odd.

I don't really understand that, because I never run out of things to talk about! There is inspiration for conversation all around us - music, movies, books, hobbies, work, school, family, politics, religion (if appropriate), the possibilities are endless. Maybe you just overthink everything Jimmy, and get caught up in your own thoughts and worries, so you panic when there is a quiet moment. I don't know, I'm grasping at straws here!

stepsandnumbers wrote:

Maybe we should hit him with a frying pan to get him prepared for the prostitue. He'd flip his shit if he was his full self, after all. Perhaps smacking him in the head would knock his "romance issues" complex out of his system?

let's just smack him with the frying pan til he's unconscious, then tell the whore to go to town!

steph wrote:

stepsandnumbers wrote:

Maybe we should hit him with a frying pan to get him prepared for the prostitue. He'd flip his shit if he was his full self, after all. Perhaps smacking him in the head would knock his "romance issues" complex out of his system?

let's just smack him with the frying pan til he's unconscious, then tell the whore to go to town!

they don't like being called "whores". um... so i hear

Labhras wrote:

steph wrote:

stepsandnumbers wrote:

Maybe we should hit him with a frying pan to get him prepared for the prostitue. He'd flip his shit if he was his full self, after all. Perhaps smacking him in the head would knock his "romance issues" complex out of his system?

let's just smack him with the frying pan til he's unconscious, then tell the whore to go to town!

they don't like being called "whores". um... so i hear

umm.

well, according to dictionary.com, this is the definition of a whore: a woman who engages in promiscuous sexual intercourse, usually for money; prostitute; harlot; strumpet. so...that's like a short person who doesn't like to be called short or something. haha, i'm sure there is a much better analogy someone could come up with than that! goddamnit, if we are paying her good money to pop Jimmy's cherry, i will call her a whore and she will like it or she gets the frying pan, too!

It's like saying a woman who gave birth isn't a mother.

NeverTrustAJunkie wrote:

It's like saying a woman who gave birth isn't a mother.

that works :high five:

eh i was just messing, i'm not really an expert on prostitute/ customer ettiquette! (etiquette? etaquette?arquette? DSS needs spellcheck!)

Labhras wrote:

eh i was just messing, i'm not really an expert on prostitute/ customer ettiquette! (etiquette? etaquette?arquette? DSS needs spellcheck!)

i believe you about as much as i believe jimmyb will ever cheer up and get laid.

steph wrote:

Labhras wrote:

eh i was just messing, i'm not really an expert on prostitute/ customer ettiquette! (etiquette? etaquette?arquette? DSS needs spellcheck!)

i believe you about as much as i believe jimmyb will ever cheer up and get laid.

So you believe him?

JimmyB wrote:

steph wrote:

Labhras wrote:

eh i was just messing, i'm not really an expert on prostitute/ customer ettiquette! (etiquette? etaquette?arquette? DSS needs spellcheck!)

i believe you about as much as i believe jimmyb will ever cheer up and get laid.

So you believe him?

sure, buddy. sure i do.