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ThisMachineKillsFascists
I'da called you Woody
Posts : 785
Join date : 2009-11-22
Age : 34
Location : Stockholm, Sweden
|  Subject: Re: Spam  Sat Mar 10, 2012 11:18 am | |
| - stepsandnumbers wrote:
- *Sarah walks into work and sees two teenaged guys at register area, buying TOILET PAPER and 2 CARTONS OF EGGS.*
Sarah's coworker: "Toilet paper and eggs...*laughs* you guys wouldn't be off to cause some trouble tonight, would you?"
Two guys: *laughing* "No, no, no! Not us! The eggs are for our parents... They need them."
*They finish paying, and we laugh at them.*
3O MINUTES LATER
*Police officer walks into store*
P.O.: "So, who bought the eggs?"
Sarah and cowroker: *Start giggling like 12 year olds*
CAUGHT.
Haha! That's awesome. | |
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plugga
The Navesink Banks
Posts : 8156
Join date : 2011-01-03
Age : 35
Location : UK
| | Subject: Re: Spam Sat Mar 10, 2012 11:32 am | |
| 3 PM AND I AM GOING TO SLEEP. | |
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The Poet Jonah
Wooderson
Posts : 418
Join date : 2011-10-24
Age : 33
Location : Chattanooga, the cousin nobody invites to the family reunion
| | Subject: Re: Spam Sat Mar 10, 2012 1:51 pm | |
| - stepsandnumbers wrote:
- *Sarah walks into work and sees two teenaged guys at register area, buying TOILET PAPER and 2 CARTONS OF EGGS.*
Sarah's coworker: "Toilet paper and eggs...*laughs* you guys wouldn't be off to cause some trouble tonight, would you?"
Two guys: *laughing* "No, no, no! Not us! The eggs are for our parents... They need them."
*They finish paying, and we laugh at them.*
3O MINUTES LATER
*Police officer walks into store*
P.O.: "So, who bought the eggs?"
Sarah and cowroker: *Start giggling like 12 year olds*
CAUGHT.
GREATEST STORY TOLD SINCE THE STORY OF HOW MR ROBINSON BECAME MRS ROBINSON! | |
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HorribleCrowe
The '59 Sound
Posts : 1356
Join date : 2012-01-07
Age : 29
Location : The Ferris Wheel
| | Subject: Re: Spam Sat Mar 10, 2012 2:20 pm | |
| We lost, fml.
Going for dinner at my girlfriend, ciao! | |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Spam Sat Mar 10, 2012 3:23 pm | |
| IT IS SO GOD DAMNED WINDY. I AM SICK OF WIND. |
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plugga
The Navesink Banks
Posts : 8156
Join date : 2011-01-03
Age : 35
Location : UK
| | Subject: Re: Spam Sat Mar 10, 2012 3:36 pm | |
| some of my friends in london are looking for a new flatmate.
what to do. what. to. do. | |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Spam Sat Mar 10, 2012 3:39 pm | |
| Move to London and stalk Mike. |
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plugga
The Navesink Banks
Posts : 8156
Join date : 2011-01-03
Age : 35
Location : UK
| | Subject: Re: Spam Sat Mar 10, 2012 3:46 pm | |
| - stepsandnumbers wrote:
- Move to London and stalk Mike.
and then post creepy pictures of his on dimestore. | |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Spam Sat Mar 10, 2012 3:51 pm | |
| - plugga wrote:
- stepsandnumbers wrote:
- Move to London and stalk Mike.
and then post creepy pictures of his on dimestore. and keep doing so until HE GROWS A BEARD AND POSTS A PIC OF IT That's what she said. |
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plugga
The Navesink Banks
Posts : 8156
Join date : 2011-01-03
Age : 35
Location : UK
| | Subject: Re: Spam Sat Mar 10, 2012 3:57 pm | |
| - stepsandnumbers wrote:
- plugga wrote:
- stepsandnumbers wrote:
- Move to London and stalk Mike.
and then post creepy pictures of his on dimestore.
and keep doing so until HE GROWS A BEARD AND POSTS A PIC OF IT
That's what she said. WHAT. WHAT. | |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Spam Sat Mar 10, 2012 4:00 pm | |
| - plugga wrote:
- stepsandnumbers wrote:
- plugga wrote:
- stepsandnumbers wrote:
- Move to London and stalk Mike.
and then post creepy pictures of his on dimestore.
and keep doing so until HE GROWS A BEARD AND POSTS A PIC OF IT
That's what she said.
WHAT.
WHAT.
NO. NO. |
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plugga
The Navesink Banks
Posts : 8156
Join date : 2011-01-03
Age : 35
Location : UK
| | Subject: Re: Spam Sat Mar 10, 2012 4:02 pm | |
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| | Subject: Re: Spam Sat Mar 10, 2012 4:06 pm | |
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plugga
The Navesink Banks
Posts : 8156
Join date : 2011-01-03
Age : 35
Location : UK
| | Subject: Re: Spam Sat Mar 10, 2012 4:08 pm | |
| now I'm sad. try this:  | |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Spam Sat Mar 10, 2012 4:11 pm | |
| That one works! Nice job. |
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plugga
The Navesink Banks
Posts : 8156
Join date : 2011-01-03
Age : 35
Location : UK
| | Subject: Re: Spam Sat Mar 10, 2012 4:11 pm | |
| yeeee!
I ate a slice of red velvet an hour ago and I believe I am never going to eat anything else. ever. EVER. | |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Spam Sat Mar 10, 2012 4:12 pm | |
| Not ever MORE red velvet???? |
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plugga
The Navesink Banks
Posts : 8156
Join date : 2011-01-03
Age : 35
Location : UK
| | Subject: Re: Spam Sat Mar 10, 2012 4:15 pm | |
| - stepsandnumbers wrote:
- Not ever MORE red velvet????
I AM SO FULL, I WOULD PROBABLY DIE | |
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Harbortown
The Navesink Banks
Posts : 6784
Join date : 2011-04-13
Age : 33
Location : yes
| | Subject: Re: Spam Sat Mar 10, 2012 4:19 pm | |
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plugga
The Navesink Banks
Posts : 8156
Join date : 2011-01-03
Age : 35
Location : UK
| | Subject: Re: Spam Sat Mar 10, 2012 4:20 pm | |
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JimmyB
The Navesink Banks
Posts : 5619
Join date : 2010-10-27
Age : 32
Location : Pennsylvania-The land of the Three Rivers.
| | Subject: Re: Spam Sat Mar 10, 2012 4:54 pm | |
| Hello? Hello? I feel like The conversation has been disconected? | |
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Camus
The Navesink Banks
Posts : 5335
Join date : 2011-12-16
Age : 34
Location : UK
| | Subject: Re: Spam Sat Mar 10, 2012 7:54 pm | |
| - plugga wrote:
- some of my friends in london are looking for a new flatmate.
what to do. what. to. do. MOVE TO LONDON! Also, how did today go? | |
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plugga
The Navesink Banks
Posts : 8156
Join date : 2011-01-03
Age : 35
Location : UK
| | Subject: Re: Spam Sat Mar 10, 2012 8:02 pm | |
| BUT IT MIGHT BE TOO EXPENSIVE i think good, idk seemed easy to me  | |
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Camus
The Navesink Banks
Posts : 5335
Join date : 2011-12-16
Age : 34
Location : UK
| | Subject: Re: Spam Sat Mar 10, 2012 8:03 pm | |
| - plugga wrote:
- BUT IT MIGHT BE TOO EXPENSIVE
i think good, idk seemed easy to me Then you'll just have to get a job or something. Just remember how awesome London is  That's good! Your English is really good so I imagine you should find it easy. | |
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plugga
The Navesink Banks
Posts : 8156
Join date : 2011-01-03
Age : 35
Location : UK
| | Subject: Re: Spam Sat Mar 10, 2012 8:06 pm | |
| they just told me their neighbour is half naked all the time LOL. BONUS. thaaaanks you I will get the result in twenty days so I'll know  | |
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