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saltandburn1967 wrote:

So, how many beer cans did y'all smash on your foreheads last night? I smashed about 10 and a half. I cut my forehead open quite a bit so I decided to keep drinking but quit smashing. Geez, why do I do the things I do? Argh........I also wore a tunic but realized it wasn't a frat costume themed party. I felt like such a jabroni!!!!!! Well, I think I will go pop my collar on my polo, get some natty, and wear some plaid shorts in the rain.

SIIIICK STORY BRO

I only smashed 5 but I made up for that by bullying some 10 year olds 'cause I'm such a grade A cunt. Feels good being a bro!!

Harbortown wrote:

Labhras wrote:

do they not have maple syrup in sweden?

we do, but we have even more crippling social anxiety, winter induced depression and collective self hatred.

DELIVER ME FROM THIS INSANITY

Insanity is not a thing to joke about John. I am banning you.

Harbortown wrote:

saltandburn1967 wrote:

So, how many beer cans did y'all smash on your foreheads last night? I smashed about 10 and a half. I cut my forehead open quite a bit so I decided to keep drinking but quit smashing. Geez, why do I do the things I do? Argh........I also wore a tunic but realized it wasn't a frat costume themed party. I felt like such a jabroni!!!!!! Well, I think I will go pop my collar on my polo, get some natty, and wear some plaid shorts in the rain.

SIIIICK STORY BRO

I only smashed 5 but I made up for that by bullying some 10 year olds 'cause I'm such a grade A cunt. Feels good being a bro!!

Bullied a 10 year old? Wow, that is some intense stuff. I have never bullied someone younger than 13 so I actually feel pretty good about myself. I love bullying kids at such a young age cause they can't "defend themselves". Oh the horror, the horror!!!!!!!! Oops, I just repeated something twice. Ugh, I am such a dumbass.

saltandburn1967 wrote:

Harbortown wrote:

saltandburn1967 wrote:

So, how many beer cans did y'all smash on your foreheads last night? I smashed about 10 and a half. I cut my forehead open quite a bit so I decided to keep drinking but quit smashing. Geez, why do I do the things I do? Argh........I also wore a tunic but realized it wasn't a frat costume themed party. I felt like such a jabroni!!!!!! Well, I think I will go pop my collar on my polo, get some natty, and wear some plaid shorts in the rain.

SIIIICK STORY BRO

I only smashed 5 but I made up for that by bullying some 10 year olds 'cause I'm such a grade A cunt. Feels good being a bro!!

Bullied a 10 year old? Wow, that is some intense stuff. I have never bullied someone younger than 13 so I actually feel pretty good about myself. I love bullying kids at such a young age cause they can't "defend themselves". Oh the horror, the horror!!!!!!!! Oops, I just repeated something twice. Ugh, I am such a dumbass.

no chris you repeated it once... dumbass

What on earth.....

Try Me wrote:

What on earth.....

zebras? i bet it was the zebras. wily fucker the lot of them.

Labhras wrote:

Try Me wrote:

What on earth.....

zebras? i bet it was the zebras. wily fucker the lot of them.

Haha. Can you explain what's going on in your avatar ? I've tried to figure it out a few times, but no luck.

Labhras wrote:

saltandburn1967 wrote:

Harbortown wrote:

saltandburn1967 wrote:

So, how many beer cans did y'all smash on your foreheads last night? I smashed about 10 and a half. I cut my forehead open quite a bit so I decided to keep drinking but quit smashing. Geez, why do I do the things I do? Argh........I also wore a tunic but realized it wasn't a frat costume themed party. I felt like such a jabroni!!!!!! Well, I think I will go pop my collar on my polo, get some natty, and wear some plaid shorts in the rain.

SIIIICK STORY BRO

I only smashed 5 but I made up for that by bullying some 10 year olds 'cause I'm such a grade A cunt. Feels good being a bro!!

Bullied a 10 year old? Wow, that is some intense stuff. I have never bullied someone younger than 13 so I actually feel pretty good about myself. I love bullying kids at such a young age cause they can't "defend themselves". Oh the horror, the horror!!!!!!!! Oops, I just repeated something twice. Ugh, I am such a dumbass.

no chris you repeated it once... dumbass

AHHHHH!!! I am so offended!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am going to go cry over here in my corner.

Heyhey. Anyone out there?

Just came back from a class trip, which is also the reason why haven't been on DSS in the last week

I am here for a short period of time. It has been dead here the last week. Most of the people who were here before packed up and left.

Oh, hey. What's been goin' on while I've been away?

Who packed up? I wanna know who are the guilty ones

BEAUTIFUL SWEDISH GIRLS TIME.

Harbortown wrote:

BEAUTIFUL SWEDISH GIRLS TIME.

seriously, swedish girls are the best-looking I've seen ( so far I can only speak for Europe)

thomas94 wrote:

Oh, hey. What's been goin' on while I've been away?

Who packed up? I wanna know who are the guilty ones

Pretty much everyone who took everything seriously and literally. Well, as far as I can tell, they aren't coming back but they could be taking a break. I left for about a week too since I got fed up with the constant politically correct attitudes around here.

JOHN!!!! Swedish girls are beautiful. Luckily, I got quite a bit of the Swedish blood in me. Think I can use it to my advantage?

JOKE ALERT JOKE ALERT JOKE ALERT(Don't read above comment if you get offended VERY easily, and I mean very!!!)

thomas94 wrote:

Harbortown wrote:

BEAUTIFUL SWEDISH GIRLS TIME.

seriously, swedish girls are the best-looking I've seen ( so far I can only speak for Europe)

They are usually very good looking yes, but I've met some extremely hot German girls too. Germanic power!

saltandburn1967 wrote:

JOHN!!!! Swedish girls are beautiful. Luckily, I got quite a bit of the Swedish blood in me. Think I can use it to my advantage?

JOKE ALERT JOKE ALERT JOKE ALERT(Don't read above comment if you get offended VERY easily, and I mean very!!!)

Man, that doesn't surprise me. You do look like quite the American/Swede hybrid. Honestly if you want to impress Swedish girls, just be confident and boast your Americanness, they love that shit.

Thank god you explained it was a joke! I was almost about to report you for offensive conduct there for a second.

Harbortown wrote:

saltandburn1967 wrote:

JOHN!!!! Swedish girls are beautiful. Luckily, I got quite a bit of the Swedish blood in me. Think I can use it to my advantage?

JOKE ALERT JOKE ALERT JOKE ALERT(Don't read above comment if you get offended VERY easily, and I mean very!!!)

Man, that doesn't surprise me. You do look like quite the American/Swede hybrid. Honestly if you want to impress Swedish girls, just be confident and boast your Americanness, they love that shit.

Thank god you explained it was a joke! I was almost about to report you for offensive conduct there for a second.

Yeah, I guess I am what someone who is Swedish, Irish, and German looks like. Not a bad combo I don't think. Guess I should be proud of it.

Haha, I guess that is how it works with most people from other countries. Why are people so attracted to people from other countries? I mean it is the same for me too, there is just something about girls from other countries that I love. Same goes for girls in the United States. They are in love with guys from other countries. It is a crazy way the world works.

Woo, thank goodness I labeled it. I would hate to be reported. Close call, close call.

saltandburn1967 wrote:

thomas94 wrote:

Oh, hey. What's been goin' on while I've been away?

Who packed up? I wanna know who are the guilty ones

Pretty much everyone who took everything seriously and literally. Well, as far as I can tell, they aren't coming back but they could be taking a break. I left for about a week too since I got fed up with the constant politically correct attitudes around here.

Sounds like there's been quite some arguing about probably unimportant stuff..

thomas94 wrote:

saltandburn1967 wrote:

thomas94 wrote:

Oh, hey. What's been goin' on while I've been away?

Who packed up? I wanna know who are the guilty ones

Pretty much everyone who took everything seriously and literally. Well, as far as I can tell, they aren't coming back but they could be taking a break. I left for about a week too since I got fed up with the constant politically correct attitudes around here.

Sounds like there's been quite some arguing about probably unimportant stuff..

Yeah, you missed a good week to miss. Every time someone would throw a joke around there would be an argument.

Harbortown wrote:

saltandburn1967 wrote:

JOHN!!!! Swedish girls are beautiful. Luckily, I got quite a bit of the Swedish blood in me. Think I can use it to my advantage?

JOKE ALERT JOKE ALERT JOKE ALERT(Don't read above comment if you get offended VERY easily, and I mean very!!!)

Man, that doesn't surprise me. You do look like quite the American/Swede hybrid. Honestly if you want to impress Swedish girls, just be confident and boast your Americanness, they love that shit.

Same with german girls..

saltandburn1967 wrote:

thomas94 wrote:

saltandburn1967 wrote:

thomas94 wrote:

Oh, hey. What's been goin' on while I've been away?

Who packed up? I wanna know who are the guilty ones

Pretty much everyone who took everything seriously and literally. Well, as far as I can tell, they aren't coming back but they could be taking a break. I left for about a week too since I got fed up with the constant politically correct attitudes around here.

Sounds like there's been quite some arguing about probably unimportant stuff..

Yeah, you missed a good week to miss. Every time someone would throw a joke around there would be an argument.

Oh, f***! Good that I've been on a class trip where everyone offended the other person just for joke 24 hours a day and noone was a sorehead because of that

This weekend I learned the following:

-I'm a Grade A cunt
-Many forum goers (according to legend) think I'm a quim
-I'm a sad bully

I did not learn the following:

-What a quim is

Harbortown wrote:

This weekend I learned the following:

-I'm a Grade A cunt
-Many forum goers (according to legend) think I'm a quim
-I'm a sad bully

I did not learn the following:

-What a quim is

that's something we all will never get to know

Try Me wrote:

Labhras wrote:

Try Me wrote:

What on earth.....

zebras? i bet it was the zebras. wily fucker the lot of them.

Haha. Can you explain what's going on in your avatar ? I've tried to figure it out a few times, but no luck.

well i like man united and i like springsteen. that's it basically!