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Mustard is gross. I don't eat things that look like baby poop.

ugh please don't say that word

what kind of freak doesn't like mustard?!

Mustard is really, really gross.

Any condiment besides ketchup is wrong.

I don't know. I'm a weirdo when it comes to food. Love apples hate apple juice. I don't eat certain foods because of texture.

MattL wrote:

IrishNameAndAnInjury wrote:

MattL wrote:

Guys, today I got turned down by 74 girls. That's right. 74. Every girl I talked to did not say, "Oh Matt, go out with me," so that means I was turned down by them.


Right?

That's exactly right. They either want to put you in the friend zone or hit you with their car. There are no other options. 74 is a lot. You've been busy today. Chris was only turned down by 67 girls, and 62 1/2 of them had boyfriends. Jimmy has a long way to go if he's going to catch up to the misery that surrounds you guys.

They were leading me on too... a bunch of them even smiled at me while they refrained from going out with me!

No way! Did one of them touch your arm too? If so, that would be a surefire sign that she wanted to marry you and have your babies. How could that go wrong?

If you eat fast food on a regular basis, you're an asshole. Just sayin'....

steph wrote:

ugh please don't say that word

what kind of freak doesn't like mustard?!

I hate mustard! And I almost gagged thinking about corn in spaghetti!

MattL wrote:

Mustard is really, really gross.

Any condiment besides ketchup is wrong.

Shannon, your opinion on this matter is irrelevant based on your self-proclaimed picky eater status.

Mr.Grieves wrote:

I don't know. I'm a weirdo when it comes to food. Love apples hate apple juice. I don't eat certain foods because of texture.

ME TOO! I also can't eat applesauce because of the texture. I'll throw up.

steph wrote:

Shannon, your opinion on this matter is irrelevant based on your self-proclaimed picky eater status.

That means my opinion is MORE important!

Crosby Stan wrote:

If you eat fast food on a regular basis, you're an asshole. Just sayin'....

Good thing Smash Burger, Five Guys, and Bobby Flay's Burger Palace don't count as fast food.

MattL wrote:

Crosby Stan wrote:

If you eat fast food on a regular basis, you're an asshole. Just sayin'....

Good thing Smash Burger, Five Guys, and Bobby Flay's Burger Palace don't count as fast food.

Five Guys! Second only to In-N-Out.

have you guys ever had Port of Subs? i used to LOOOVE that place.

in and out. twss!

steph wrote:

have you guys ever had Port of Subs? i used to LOOOVE that place.

thumbs up

in-n-out is one of the nastiest things i've ever put in my mouth

steph wrote:

nastiest things i've ever put in my mouth

twss


i've never had in and out even though there is one 6 seconds from where i work.

Mr.Grieves wrote:

in and out. twss!

No TWSS jokes about In-N-Out! That place is sacred, even if it is fast food.

steph wrote:

in-n-out is one of the nastiest things i've ever put in my mouth

You did this on purpose.

steph wrote:

in-n-out is one of the nastiest things i've ever put in my mouth

I AM OUTRAGED!!!!!

Mr.Grieves wrote:

steph wrote:

have you guys ever had Port of Subs? i used to LOOOVE that place.

thumbs up

i miss POS

MattL wrote:

steph wrote:

in-n-out is one of the nastiest things i've ever put in my mouth

You did this on purpose.

what?? i can't help how i feel, but seriously, top three nastiest things i've ever swallowed!

steph wrote:

Mr.Grieves wrote:

steph wrote:

have you guys ever had Port of Subs? i used to LOOOVE that place.

thumbs up

i miss POS

I have never heard of it! Was it a local AZ place or a nationwide chain?

Mr.Grieves wrote:

steph wrote:

nastiest things i've ever put in my mouth

twss


i've never had in and out even though there is one 6 seconds from where i work.

I would think - you wouldn't want her to say that.