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Debonair wrote:

steph wrote:

IrishNameAndAnInjury wrote:

NO, I didn't see that picture! I think maybe you posted it during one of the chats I missed. I bet it was great!

pretty sure most of the regular spammers have seen this, but for your amusement:

Heeeey!

ahahah, i know you remember that photo oh, lordy.

I think I have seen that picture, Steph! How could I forget? It's actually a really fun look. I dig the crimped hair! And you look exactly the same as you did back then, just different hair.

Steph that's awesome, haha.

Matt, glad to hear it's all good! Especially with the hulking out.

Debonair wrote:

I love that jimmy gets banned and yet everyone still talks about him......no love might not be the right word

Debonair wrote:

I love that jimmy gets banned and yet everyone still talks about him......no love might not be the right word

Did jimmy get banned?? what happened? lol

IrishNameAndAnInjury wrote:

I think I have seen that picture, Steph! How could I forget? It's actually a really fun look. I dig the crimped hair! And you look exactly the same as you did back then, just different hair.

hahahhaa. aww. i don't like when people tell me i look the same as i did a long time ago.

steph wrote:

IrishNameAndAnInjury wrote:

MattL wrote:

Haha, no! I'm joking! I don't need any advice, and the "anyway, so..." was a little poking at Jimmy's tendency to change the subject every five seconds.

Plus, I'm listening to my "calming down" playlist on Spotify, so I should be good with the Hulking out now.

Whew! I'm glad you're okay. And I got the Jimmy reference, I was just joking. That guy...he frustates everybody so much, but gives us so much comedic ammunition too!

JimmyB wrote:

I can't eat peanut.

GODDAMNIT, THAT GETS ME EVERY TIME!!!

Me too! I die laughing every single time!

Debonair wrote:

I love that jimmy gets banned and yet everyone still talks about him......no love might not be the right word

He's become deeply-ingrained within the Spam thread. It'll be difficult keeping him out of our vocabulary.

steph wrote:

IrishNameAndAnInjury wrote:

I think I have seen that picture, Steph! How could I forget? It's actually a really fun look. I dig the crimped hair! And you look exactly the same as you did back then, just different hair.

hahahhaa. aww. i don't like when people tell me i look the same as i did a long time ago.

Looking young is a good thing! You don't look babyish or anything, just younger than you are. Give it a couple years, then you'll be THRILLED!

steph wrote:

IrishNameAndAnInjury wrote:

I think I have seen that picture, Steph! How could I forget? It's actually a really fun look. I dig the crimped hair! And you look exactly the same as you did back then, just different hair.

hahahhaa. aww. i don't like when people tell me i look the same as i did a long time ago.

yeah enjoy it while it lasts! you big dummy!

MattL wrote:

Debonair wrote:

I love that jimmy gets banned and yet everyone still talks about him......no love might not be the right word

He's become deeply-ingrained within the Spam thread. It'll be difficult keeping him out of our vocabulary.

Next we will just have a cardboard cut out of him. Though we probably would just get confused that its really him.

IrishNameAndAnInjury wrote:

steph wrote:

IrishNameAndAnInjury wrote:

I think I have seen that picture, Steph! How could I forget? It's actually a really fun look. I dig the crimped hair! And you look exactly the same as you did back then, just different hair.

hahahhaa. aww. i don't like when people tell me i look the same as i did a long time ago.

Looking young is a good thing! You don't look babyish or anything, just younger than you are. Give it a couple years, then you'll be THRILLED!

oh, no, i'm happy if i look younger than i am! i just don't want to look...the same as i did in high school.

MattL wrote:

Debonair wrote:

I love that jimmy gets banned and yet everyone still talks about him......no love might not be the right word

He's become deeply-ingrained within the Spam thread. It'll be difficult keeping him out of our vocabulary.

Exactly! What else am I supposed to think of if anyone ever mentions half open eyes, almost getting hit by several different cars, repeatedly getting turned down by girls, Nascar, or peanut?

Debonair wrote:

MattL wrote:

Debonair wrote:

I love that jimmy gets banned and yet everyone still talks about him......no love might not be the right word

He's become deeply-ingrained within the Spam thread. It'll be difficult keeping him out of our vocabulary.

Next we will just have a cardboard cut out of him. Though we probably would just get confused that its really him.

IrishNameAndAnInjury wrote:

MattL wrote:

Debonair wrote:

I love that jimmy gets banned and yet everyone still talks about him......no love might not be the right word

He's become deeply-ingrained within the Spam thread. It'll be difficult keeping him out of our vocabulary.

Exactly! What else am I supposed to think of if anyone ever mentions half open eyes, almost getting hit by several different cars, repeatedly getting turned down by girls, Nascar, or peanut?

or if you ever overhear someone being complimented on their chin being reminiscent of Bruce's in the 70's???

steph wrote:

IrishNameAndAnInjury wrote:

steph wrote:

IrishNameAndAnInjury wrote:

I think I have seen that picture, Steph! How could I forget? It's actually a really fun look. I dig the crimped hair! And you look exactly the same as you did back then, just different hair.

hahahhaa. aww. i don't like when people tell me i look the same as i did a long time ago.

Looking young is a good thing! You don't look babyish or anything, just younger than you are. Give it a couple years, then you'll be THRILLED!

oh, no, i'm happy if i look younger than i am! i just don't want to look...the same as i did in high school.

The hair took care of that!

steph wrote:

IrishNameAndAnInjury wrote:

MattL wrote:

Debonair wrote:

I love that jimmy gets banned and yet everyone still talks about him......no love might not be the right word

He's become deeply-ingrained within the Spam thread. It'll be difficult keeping him out of our vocabulary.

Exactly! What else am I supposed to think of if anyone ever mentions half open eyes, almost getting hit by several different cars, repeatedly getting turned down by girls, Nascar, or peanut?

or if you ever overhear someone being complimented on their chin being reminiscent of Bruce's in the 70's???

That was the most random, weird thing ever! Who would even say that? I think he has hearing problems, because I can't imagine anyone ever telling a person that. That would be like if I said, "You know what, Steph? Your nostrils remind me so much of Madonna's from her Papa Don't Preach video. Not Like a Virgin, just Papa Don't Preach." Strange!

IrishNameAndAnInjury wrote:

steph wrote:

IrishNameAndAnInjury wrote:

MattL wrote:

Debonair wrote:

I love that jimmy gets banned and yet everyone still talks about him......no love might not be the right word

He's become deeply-ingrained within the Spam thread. It'll be difficult keeping him out of our vocabulary.

Exactly! What else am I supposed to think of if anyone ever mentions half open eyes, almost getting hit by several different cars, repeatedly getting turned down by girls, Nascar, or peanut?

or if you ever overhear someone being complimented on their chin being reminiscent of Bruce's in the 70's???

That was the most random, weird thing ever! Who would even say that? I think he has hearing problems, because I can't imagine anyone ever telling a person that. That would be like if I said, "You know what, Steph? Your nostrils remind me so much of Madonna's from her Papa Don't Preach video. Not Like a Virgin, just Papa Don't Preach." Strange!

hahaha, i love it

Guys, today I got turned down by 74 girls. That's right. 74. Every girl I talked to did not say, "Oh Matt, go out with me," so that means I was turned down by them.


Right?

MattL wrote:

Guys, today I got turned down by 74 girls. That's right. 74. Every girl I talked to did not say, "Oh Matt, go out with me," so that means I was turned down by them.


Right?

Um.......*man this is a tough one* .......can I phone a "friend"?

MattL wrote:

Guys, today I got turned down by 74 girls. That's right. 74. Every girl I talked to did not say, "Oh Matt, go out with me," so that means I was turned down by them.


Right?

That's exactly right. They either want to put you in the friend zone or hit you with their car. There are no other options. 74 is a lot. You've been busy today. Chris was only turned down by 67 girls, and 62 1/2 of them had boyfriends. Jimmy has a long way to go if he's going to catch up to the misery that surrounds you guys.

IrishNameAndAnInjury wrote:

MattL wrote:

Guys, today I got turned down by 74 girls. That's right. 74. Every girl I talked to did not say, "Oh Matt, go out with me," so that means I was turned down by them.


Right?

That's exactly right. They either want to put you in the friend zone or hit you with their car. There are no other options. 74 is a lot. You've been busy today. Chris was only turned down by 67 girls, and 62 1/2 of them had boyfriends. Jimmy has a long way to go if he's going to catch up to the misery that surrounds you guys.

They were leading me on too... a bunch of them even smiled at me while they refrained from going out with me!

This guy.....

yes corn spaghetti! it's not the same without corn. i also put mustard on my baked potatoes and people look at me like i'm a freak