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I am serious...I just wish the negative side of me would just disappear. I hate that side of me so much.

JimmyB wrote:

I am serious...I just wish the negative side of me would just disappear. I hate that side of me so much.

well now that's just crazy, we all adore that side of you!

Jimmy, I'll say this in the nicest possible way... you really need to man up.

hey Mike, how was your day?

steph wrote:

hey Mike, how was your day?

So-so. I'm just waiting for my friend to get home from work now so she can make me dinner.

How are you?

oh, sweet! i wish someone would come make me dinner!

i'm okay. my dog peed on my bed, and then right after that, my other dog peed on my blanket, so i'm a little frustrated with them right now.

Haha, silly dogs. You need to punish them for that

JimmyB wrote:

IrishNameAndAnInjury wrote:

JimmyB wrote:

I didn't ignore...I was just thinking to myself.

GOOD! I'm really happy to hear that.

I asked...didn't get any answers for 2 and 3...but I did try.

You don't have to have answers right away. It's just something to keep in mind. I think the key to happiness for you may be in those answers though. And if your answers to number one were that you don't have a girlfriend and you can't lose weight, try again. Neither of those mean that you are a failure.

Steph, what's wrong with your dogs?! How awful! Scooby is a terror, but he doesn't have accidents, so that's one good thing about his behavior, haha! Are your dogs sick by any chance? I hope not!

Hi Mike! That's nice of your friend to come over and make you dinner. What is she cooking?

JimmyB wrote:

I am serious...I just wish the negative side of me would just disappear. I hate that side of me so much.

It doesn't disappear until you god damn make it, kid.

Camus wrote:

Haha, silly dogs. You need to punish them for that

i can't punish them! i don't want to make them feel bad. i put their noses by it so and said "NO" so they know what they did, but then i loved em up
i would probably be terrible with kids!

FUCK, I've had my new jeans on for like 10 minutes and I've already spilt milk on them, I feel like JimmyB.

Oh wait I forgot I can never know how he feels because he's so special and has his own kind of special misery that we can't understand.

Haha, I'm actually going to hers. Urm, have no idea what she'll be cooking, hopefully something tasty - we'll probably drink a load of wine and watch How I Met Your Mother for far too long as well

steph wrote:

Camus wrote:

Haha, silly dogs. You need to punish them for that

i can't punish them! i don't want to make them feel bad. i put their noses by it so and said "NO" so they know what they did, but then i loved em up
i would probably be terrible with kids!

Use a bit of conditioning and they'll learn not to behave like that in no time.

no use crying over spilled milk, kid.
besides, any time you're down, just remember "i'm not JimmyB...i'm not JimmyB...i'm not JimmyB..."

IrishNameAndAnInjury wrote:

Steph, what's wrong with your dogs?! How awful! Scooby is a terror, but he doesn't have accidents, so that's one good thing about his behavior, haha! Are your dogs sick by any chance? I hope not!

Hi Mike! That's nice of your friend to come over and make you dinner. What is she cooking?

nothing is wrong with them. just accidents, i suppose! they don't usually pee on my stuff, although Misfit did used to pee on her bedding, so...i dunno!

Camus wrote:

Haha, I'm actually going to hers. Urm, have no idea what she'll be cooking, hopefully something tasty - we'll probably drink a load of wine and watch How I Met Your Mother for far too long as well

Haha, that sounds like fun! I hope you have a good time.

steph wrote:

no use crying over spilled milk, kid.
besides, any time you're down, just remember "i'm not JimmyB...i'm not JimmyB...i'm not JimmyB..."

Steph, you have just found John's new mantra!

Camus wrote:

steph wrote:

Camus wrote:

Haha, silly dogs. You need to punish them for that

i can't punish them! i don't want to make them feel bad. i put their noses by it so and said "NO" so they know what they did, but then i loved em up
i would probably be terrible with kids!

Use a bit of conditioning and they'll learn not to behave like that in no time.

if you say so, dog whisperer

IrishNameAndAnInjury wrote:

steph wrote:

no use crying over spilled milk, kid.
besides, any time you're down, just remember "i'm not JimmyB...i'm not JimmyB...i'm not JimmyB..."

Steph, you have just found John's new mantra!

oh, i plan on using it myself if i'm having a bad day!

Oooooh, there's gonna be cheesecake and cupcakes.

Camus wrote:

Oooooh, there's gonna be cheesecake and cupcakes.

WHAT KIND?????

Strawberry, but I don't care because it's cheesecake

Strawberry cheesecake is delicious!

you guys, my friends decided that they're coming over on sunday to see the oscars, what should I cook?