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plugga wrote:

I'd settle for a scold, that kid needs to be taught a few things. tsk.

Like how to sing?

Well...I hate the current weather, making me depressed...add to the rejection from the past week (And the only girl who likes me is ugly inside, I want a girl who is a combo of outer beauty, and inner beauty), and the fact I am currently friendless...Not a good day....

You're not friendless, you're part of DimeStoreSaints, we're all friends here!

And I'd just say stop focusing on rejection/love life in general for a while. And I thiink we're all looking for someone who is that perfect combo haha

sorry, I kinda forgot that...It's just that all I have to look forward to is.work, and sleep.....

do you go to school? best way to meet friends

Alriiiiight, it's a fine day here at the Dimestore Saints headquarters here in New Jersey where we're happy to host the very first Benny Horowitz vs. Justin Bieber S-S-S-SMACKDOOOOWN! I am your host Harbortown, here with my trusted companion Harbortown. Boy, what a great turnout, wouldn't you say, Harbortown?

Absolutely my friend, the audience is packed with well known faces like Plugga, Oldgospelchoir, Bea, Debonair and many more, including the very president of Canada and of course the rest of The Gaslight Anthem. I can see Brian Fallon pep talking Horowitz right now by repeatedly bitch slapping him in the face whilst Justin Bieber is enjoying what appears to be a luxury massage, like the girl that he is. What do you think we might expect from today's fight, Harbortown?

I'll tell you what, anything can happen in a game like this. Horowitz obviously is a man of great size and strength and has, to my understanding, been looking forward to this match for quite some time! However, who's to say what will happen when faced with runner-up Justin Bieber, who by the way is packing quite the attitude! Stay tuned for exclusive interviews with the stars!

*commercial break*

*beer in my hand* harbortown, I just want to say that I'm a huuuuuuuuge fan of beennnnyy!!! And I'm looking fowardd to seeing bebier get his face smashed!!!!!!! Wooooooooooooo! Go beennnnnyyyyyy!!!!!!

Aaaaaand we're back in the studio to bring you the exclusive interviews with our combatants!

We caught up with Benny Horowitz (with compadre Alex Levine) and Justin Bieber and here's what they had to say:


Benny - Oh man I can't wait I can't wait I can't wait, I've been waiting far too long to punch this little shit in the face!
Alex - Haha calm down there, buddy, you don't know what this kid's capable of.
*silence*
*They burst out in laughter*



Harbortown - Hey there Justin, Benny sounds like he's ready for some good asskickin'! How do you respond to his threats?
Justin - Ay, yo, Benny how about you say that to my face and see what happens? you think I got this SICK ASS bike by being a good boy, huh, I'm a straight up G and imma FUCK U UP Compton style, aight, peace.
Harbortown - Thanks for your input! Benny, Justin sounds like he's packing quite the fire, what do you have to say?

Benny - ....



Harbortown - ..Benny?

haha Harbortown this is amazing! go benny!! *popcorn, i have to go get some popcorn before the fight starts, wait for me!*

This is going to be the fight of the century! I want a ring side seat. How much are you charging, Harbortown?

IrishNameAndAnInjury wrote:

This is going to be the fight of the century! I want a ring side seat. How much are you charging, Harbortown?

Idk what ur talking about I'm already there woooooooo Benny

Don't worry sugar, I got front row seats for every Dimestore Saint. I know people...

Benny Takes Beiber down in two Rounds....only cause he feels sorry in the first round

hey i brought some beers! (and... popcorn? ) here, have one.

Whew, I'm here now! Thanks, Harbortown! I think Beiber is crying already!

So anyone agreeing with me? or does Beiber go down in one KO?

Nah, Benny will make it last a little longer than that. It's more fun that way! I hope he swings Beiber around by his stupid hair. That would be awesome!

*on the edge of my seat* when does this start?

When I get around to it.

You better hurry, Harbortown, or Benny is going to blow a gasket!

Harbortown wrote:

When I get around to it.

lol i know i know, take your time. ...

Man...Probably not a good idea to irratate Benny...

Aaaand we're back, the hour of reckoning is upon us and in only a few short minutes our acombatants will enter the fabled Dimestore Arena to DUKE. IT. OUT! Anticipation is sky high as this battle of legends is about to take place, our audience is chanting loudly as they hungrily await this highly esteemed bloodbath. What an evening, what an evening.

Quite, Harbortown. I just got back reports from Tickemaster and it appears that the tickets sold out in mere seconds! And inside the ring we now see old Harbortown, the legendary announcer who's about to introduce the game!

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW JERSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
*The audience roars*

LET'S GET READY TO RUMB-

*CRASH*

Uhh, it appears that the ceiling lights have burst. God damn, it's pitch black in here, I can't see anything, I'm sorry people, we're gonna have to take a few minutes off to fix this.

Damn it Plugga, I told you about the lights!

That was Beiber's manager's last ditch effort to save his life. He might be making a run for it!