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stepsandnumbers wrote:

Hahah. Is she one of those people who doesn't even really listen while you're having a "conversation"?

"Yes." "Okay." "Mhmm." All you ever need in a conversation like that.

It turns out her point is that she drinks beer not to get drunk, but because she likes the taste. That's just silly. It tastes good and gets you drunk.

Camus wrote:

stepsandnumbers wrote:

Hahah. Is she one of those people who doesn't even really listen while you're having a "conversation"?

"Yes." "Okay." "Mhmm." All you ever need in a conversation like that.

But sometimes she invites herself to crash at my place for a week! So I have to be careful of agreeing.

Camus wrote:

stepsandnumbers wrote:

Hahah. Is she one of those people who doesn't even really listen while you're having a "conversation"?

"Yes." "Okay." "Mhmm." All you ever need in a conversation like that.

Haha, yes! I always find myself zoning out during those type of conversations and then I'm completely lost throughout the rest of the conversation.

SubconsciousRitual wrote:

It turns out her point is that she drinks beer not to get drunk, but because she likes the taste. That's just silly. It tastes good and gets you drunk.

Once again Beth, you're my hero.

Beer

I'm gonna have one now.

SubconsciousRitual wrote:

Camus wrote:

stepsandnumbers wrote:

Hahah. Is she one of those people who doesn't even really listen while you're having a "conversation"?

"Yes." "Okay." "Mhmm." All you ever need in a conversation like that.

But sometimes she invites herself to crash at my place for a week! So I have to be careful of agreeing.

That's the part where you should pretend you had really bad service on your phone and thought you were agreeing to something else.

stepsandnumbers wrote:

I'm gonna have one now.

I want to do this but I don't think 4.30 is a good time to carry on drinking.

Remember back when cell service really did suck? Damn, I miss those days.

Cheers Sarah! I may have to start drinking if I don't get to go to bed soon.

Camus wrote:

stepsandnumbers wrote:

I'm gonna have one now.

I want to do this but I don't think 4.30 is a good time to carry on drinking.

If you've already started it's as good a time as any to carry on. Still drunk?

I got a bottle of beer from my fridge and the bottle fucking reaks. I'm confused and grossed out. Why is this happening.

Camus wrote:

stepsandnumbers wrote:

I'm gonna have one now.

I want to do this but I don't think 4.30 is a good time to carry on drinking.

Pshhh, good a time as any!

stepsandnumbers wrote:

I got a bottle of beer from my fridge and the bottle fucking reaks. I'm confused and grossed out. Why is this happening.

Is something wrong with the fridge?

SubconsciousRitual wrote:

Remember back when cell service really did suck? Damn, I miss those days.

Cheers Sarah! I may have to start drinking if I don't get to go to bed soon.

Cheers!

Hah, do you think your friend would notice if you set your phone down somewhere and just let her talk to herself for a while?

SubconsciousRitual wrote:

Camus wrote:

stepsandnumbers wrote:

I'm gonna have one now.

I want to do this but I don't think 4.30 is a good time to carry on drinking.

If you've already started it's as good a time as any to carry on. Still drunk?

But I stopped 4 hours ago when I originally went to bed. That was after 8 hours of pretty steady drinking. Not sure if I'm still drunk but I could definitely go for some food right now.

SubconsciousRitual wrote:

stepsandnumbers wrote:

I got a bottle of beer from my fridge and the bottle fucking reaks. I'm confused and grossed out. Why is this happening.

Is something wrong with the fridge?

I don't think so! There's nothing else on that shelf either other than cans of soda. I poured it into a glass, though, because WHAT THE HELL.

stepsandnumbers wrote:

SubconsciousRitual wrote:

Remember back when cell service really did suck? Damn, I miss those days.

Cheers Sarah! I may have to start drinking if I don't get to go to bed soon.

Cheers!

Hah, do you think your friend would notice if you set your phone down somewhere and just let her talk to herself for a while?

I don't think she'd notice. Apparently she doesn't hear me typing!

One time she was over and telling a story and I told her to hold on a sec because I was going into the kitchen. When I left the room she kept talking for a few minutes before she noticed I wasn't there, and she had no idea where I'd gone.

Camus wrote:

SubconsciousRitual wrote:

Camus wrote:

stepsandnumbers wrote:

I'm gonna have one now.

I want to do this but I don't think 4.30 is a good time to carry on drinking.

If you've already started it's as good a time as any to carry on. Still drunk?

But I stopped 4 hours ago when I originally went to bed. That was after 8 hours of pretty steady drinking. Not sure if I'm still drunk but I could definitely go for some food right now.

You're definitely in the food phase part of binge drinking now.

stepsandnumbers wrote:

SubconsciousRitual wrote:

stepsandnumbers wrote:

I got a bottle of beer from my fridge and the bottle fucking reaks. I'm confused and grossed out. Why is this happening.

Is something wrong with the fridge?

I don't think so! There's nothing else on that shelf either other than cans of soda. I poured it into a glass, though, because WHAT THE HELL.

And even if it doesn't taste good, it'll GET YOU DRUNK.

SubconsciousRitual wrote:

stepsandnumbers wrote:

SubconsciousRitual wrote:

Remember back when cell service really did suck? Damn, I miss those days.

Cheers Sarah! I may have to start drinking if I don't get to go to bed soon.

Cheers!

Hah, do you think your friend would notice if you set your phone down somewhere and just let her talk to herself for a while?

I don't think she'd notice. Apparently she doesn't hear me typing!

One time she was over and telling a story and I told her to hold on a sec because I was going into the kitchen. When I left the room she kept talking for a few minutes before she noticed I wasn't there, and she had no idea where I'd gone.

Haha, jesus! You should try doing random weird things whenever you're talking to her and see if she notices.

SubconsciousRitual wrote:

stepsandnumbers wrote:

SubconsciousRitual wrote:

stepsandnumbers wrote:

I got a bottle of beer from my fridge and the bottle fucking reaks. I'm confused and grossed out. Why is this happening.

Is something wrong with the fridge?

I don't think so! There's nothing else on that shelf either other than cans of soda. I poured it into a glass, though, because WHAT THE HELL.

And even if it doesn't taste good, it'll GET YOU DRUNK.

And in the end that's all that truly matters.

SubconsciousRitual wrote:

Camus wrote:

SubconsciousRitual wrote:

Camus wrote:

stepsandnumbers wrote:

I'm gonna have one now.

I want to do this but I don't think 4.30 is a good time to carry on drinking.

If you've already started it's as good a time as any to carry on. Still drunk?

But I stopped 4 hours ago when I originally went to bed. That was after 8 hours of pretty steady drinking. Not sure if I'm still drunk but I could definitely go for some food right now.

You're definitely in the food phase part of binge drinking now.

I wish I'd been in that stage 4 hours ago when I could still have had food at the wedding. I don't think my brother would appreciate me ordering room service at this time.

I'm going to start testing her to see if she pays any attention to me, haha.

I've never had room service. DO IT!