East Bay Express review

This review is obviously a little out there but I thought you guys would get a kick out of the first sentence a least. It's kind of bizarre. Better yet the whole thing is bizarre.

http://www.eastbayexpress.com/ebx/the-gaslight-anthemthe-gaslight-anthembrian-fallonmercury/Content?oid=3317933

LOL at least they are loath to report that they don't like it.

SubconsciousRitual wrote:

LOL at least they are loath to report that they don't like it.

I know right. But what an odd way to say it.

This is the weirdest article I have ever read. I don't even know what to say about it. That first line really sets it up, huh?

IrishNameAndAnInjury wrote:

This is the weirdest article I have ever read. I don't even know what to say about it. That first line really sets it up, huh?

Poor Brian, too drunk to carry a suitcase.

StitchesOnTheRadio wrote:

IrishNameAndAnInjury wrote:

This is the weirdest article I have ever read. I don't even know what to say about it. That first line really sets it up, huh?

Poor Brian, too drunk to carry a suitcase.

How many beers would it take for that to happen? Two...three...? He is a delicate flower after all!

It's so hilariously ridiculous, I can't even imagine where this writer came up with that line.

IrishNameAndAnInjury wrote:

StitchesOnTheRadio wrote:

IrishNameAndAnInjury wrote:

This is the weirdest article I have ever read. I don't even know what to say about it. That first line really sets it up, huh?

Poor Brian, too drunk to carry a suitcase.

How many beers would it take for that to happen? Two...three...? He is a delicate flower after all!

It's so hilariously ridiculous, I can't even imagine where this writer came up with that line.

Haha, it's funny though, first he was like "I don't drink" then it was "...except maybe 1 or 2" then "...3 maybe 4". Maybe Brian's a closet alcoholic and this reviewer is exposing the real him! Ok everybody freak out in 3...2...1... (I'm joking but the numbers have increased when he talks about it haha.) I seriously don't understand where that sentence, or half this article, came from.

Also, I'm not much of a drinker and I used to hate when my friends just wanted to get my drunk all the time but now I understand because I'd seriously pay money to see Brian drunk, I think it'd be hilarious . But not so drunk that he couldn't carry a suitcase!

Hahahaha this is ridiculous....I always rolled my eyes when reviewers would reuse the "whiskey-soaked vocals" cliche to describe Brian's voice but this takes it to a whole new level!

...the fuck did I just read?

haha wierd! if he didnt say teh bands name i wouldnt have a clue who hes talking about lol