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Haha, wow. That must have just been embarrassing for her. Too bad for her, I guess she will never find another date in her life.

When ya gotta go, you gotta go!

If I see her again I'll get her number for you.

Thanks man. I love women who can't hold their bowels. There is just something so sexy about it.

Mr.Grieves wrote:

a customer last week crapped her pants in my store. then proceeded to walk around the store leaving a crap trail with crappy foot prints all over the place. people are FANTASTIC.

AMAZING

i prefer to think girls don't create crap.

Seems everything you thought was true was shattered in seconds.

chris you have more pics of your face than a broadway actor

saltandburn1967 wrote:

Thanks man. I love women who can't hold their bowels. There is just something so sexy about it.

Cheap lubricant?

plugga wrote:

chris you have more pics of your face than a broadway actor

We must start an It's All About Me forum. One thread for a gallery of Chris's portraits, another thread for John's Travels. You and I can start a thread of Frank Turner photos.

saltandburn1967 wrote:

Seems everything you thought was true was shattered in seconds.

shattered and splattered.

NeverTrustAJunkie wrote:

plugga wrote:

chris you have more pics of your face than a broadway actor

We must start an It's All About Me forum. One thread for a gallery of Chris's portraits, another thread for John's Travels. You and I can start a thread of Frank Turner photos.

can I take care of the attractive naked swimmers section?

NeverTrustAJunkie wrote:

plugga wrote:

chris you have more pics of your face than a broadway actor

We must start an It's All About Me forum. One thread for a gallery of Chris's portraits, another thread for John's Travels. You and I can start a thread of Frank Turner photos.

I think Chris has his own pinterest page, where he only has himself pinned.

True story.

Klown wrote:

NeverTrustAJunkie wrote:

plugga wrote:

chris you have more pics of your face than a broadway actor

We must start an It's All About Me forum. One thread for a gallery of Chris's portraits, another thread for John's Travels. You and I can start a thread of Frank Turner photos.

I think Chris has his own pinterest page, where he only has himself pinned.

True story.

every time i pin myself i get hairy palms.

Mr.Grieves wrote:

Klown wrote:

NeverTrustAJunkie wrote:

plugga wrote:

chris you have more pics of your face than a broadway actor

We must start an It's All About Me forum. One thread for a gallery of Chris's portraits, another thread for John's Travels. You and I can start a thread of Frank Turner photos.

I think Chris has his own pinterest page, where he only has himself pinned.

True story.

every time i pin myself i get hairy palms.

Oh come on, that's just an urban legend. Old wives tale, if you will.

i bet you pin yourself a lot

plugga wrote:

NeverTrustAJunkie wrote:

plugga wrote:

chris you have more pics of your face than a broadway actor

We must start an It's All About Me forum. One thread for a gallery of Chris's portraits, another thread for John's Travels. You and I can start a thread of Frank Turner photos.

can I take care of the attractive naked swimmers section?

Yes you can.

I'll post YouTube videos of great accents.

Sarah has a great accent. Sorry Lorraine, you rested on your laurels.

i don't like american accents a lot

"Voted most likely to actually go fuck himself."

plugga wrote:

i don't like american accents a lot

You're doing it wrong, on guys...nahhhh, but there's a few females...on here especially, that sound beautiful.

/creeper

Klown wrote:

plugga wrote:

i don't like american accents a lot

You're doing it wrong, on guys...nahhhh, but there's a few females...on here especially, that sound beautiful.

/creeper

that is actually the creepiest post on dss ahaha

idk i don't like them too much, especislly southern accents..

I like to thank the academy, my parents, and the God I don't believe in for this award.

*cue exit music*

Pretty ruff critque of The Dictator Klown. I actually plan on watching that in a little bit too...
You've never been much of a fan of Cohens brand of humor, or this is just underwhelming even for his standards ?

plugga wrote:

Klown wrote:

plugga wrote:

i don't like american accents a lot

You're doing it wrong, on guys...nahhhh, but there's a few females...on here especially, that sound beautiful.

/creeper

that is actually the creepiest post on dss ahaha

idk i don't like them too much, especislly southern accents..

I don't like Jersey accents. I should be used to them, but they're really annoying.