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JimmyB wrote:

Sorry, I just dislike when women degrade themselves to dance in strip clubs....

You degrade yourself every single day too, Jimmy.

steph wrote:

plugga wrote:

steph wrote:

haha. yeah well this same friend also told me she went to a male strip club, and a guy came up and started trying to grind on her, and she was like "no thanks" and basically ended up getting dickslapped. on the face. haha so yeah i don't need to experience that!

E W

i wouldn't let you do that to me if you were dating me, let alone some stranger!

seriously, why didn't she cut it

plugga wrote:

steph wrote:

plugga wrote:

steph wrote:

haha. yeah well this same friend also told me she went to a male strip club, and a guy came up and started trying to grind on her, and she was like "no thanks" and basically ended up getting dickslapped. on the face. haha so yeah i don't need to experience that!

E W

i wouldn't let you do that to me if you were dating me, let alone some stranger!

seriously, why didn't she cut it

i'm guessing she didn't have a steak knife handy and didn't care to use her teeth. but we will never really know...

Being that it's Valentine's Day, I am pleasantly surprised the "romance issues" thread hasn't become a den of self-pity. Congrats everyone!

It's Valentine's Day?

I got that ryan gosling card on a facebook message today ahahah it was a friend of mine, clearly they know me too well

i think there's only one person here who would do such a thing. honestly, i don't think i'd want to really celebrate Valentine's Day even if i wasn't single...it's just so contrived. it's even sadder that people feel bad about not having someone to share it with.

Definitely no reason to feel bad. I feel bad that people on TV are telling me to feel bad about it though. It's all a mind trick!

i mean, i'm not gonna lie, it would be nice to get some lovin...
*sigh* but that's what hands are for!

happy Singles Awarness Day (SAD) folks :p

nah i don't mind valentines day, pretty much everyone i know makes jokes about how they don't have plans, so it doesn't bother me at all! still i don't see the harm in couples having an excuse for a nice night out.

I got a Valentine's day card today and some chocolate.

oldgospelchoir wrote:

I got a Valentine's day card today and some chocolate.

Was it your mom

Debonair wrote:

oldgospelchoir wrote:

I got a Valentine's day card today and some chocolate.

Was it your mom

nope nope.

I got a cookie cake...had to buy it for myself..BUt I did get something today.

JimmyB wrote:

I got a cookie cake...had to buy it for myself..BUt I did get something today.

This will surely aid you on your weight loss journey!

a cookie cake is basically a giant cookie?

JimmyB wrote:

I got a cookie cake...had to buy it for myself..BUt I did get something today.

You already told us once. And I already told you this:

Cookies make you fat.

JimmyB wrote:

I got a cookie cake...had to buy it for myself..BUt I did get something today.

a sprained wrist?

JimmyB wrote:

I got a cookie cake...had to buy it for myself..BUt I did get something today.

Congrats on doing something today. its a major achievement for you as a human.

Hello everybody!

Jimmy, why do you keep telling us you bought yourself a cookie cake? And you haven't even offered to share any.

Jimmy disconnected. What a surprise.

He doesn't want to share his cookie cake with us. He's eating the whole thing right now. He'll be back when he's done.

alright...anyone wanna make few bucks? it would require you to write a paper for me.

I did not disconnect, my internet died. I just noticed...NAVESINK BANKS!