Harbortown Comedy Enterprises© presents....

Mope Hits, the smashing debut album from up and coming artist Jimmy B, a groundbreaking album both in terms of lyrics that make you shake your head and a sense of thematics so depressive it would make even Conor Oberst seem like a chipper young boy, has now been released at Harbortown Records Incorporated©.
Harbortown Bureau of Journalism© interviewed the star himself right before he made his latest appearance in the Romance Issues thread, here's an excerpt!

HT: So, Jimbo! Oh, excuse my amateur conduct *, may I call you that? Oh, Jimbo's fine? Cool beans. So, Jimbo, how has your tour been going so far?
JB: well, i guess good....but i wshi a Girl would kiss me....
HT: Fascinating, thanks for the interview!
JB: bye

Tracklist:
1. Wish a Girl would kiss me....
2. Ain't your lover (But I should be)
3. Need a heart? Take mine.
4. I only eat pizza once a week
5. Part time train builder (Full time sad)
6. Saved a relationship
7. Girl look at me (I'll make u blush)
8. Wish a Girl would talk to me
9. Ain't your lover (But I should be) (ltd edition remix remix)

Critics are going raving nuts over it already!

"Some actual musicians thought he was pretty good" -KERRANG

"Whoa, this IS mopey!" - Rolling Stone Magazine

"Wait this is not a music magazine" - Vogue


You know you need it. You know you want it. BUY IT TODAY FOR ONLY 9.99! **



*That part is all for show. Everyone knows I would never behave like an amateur.
*Subject to Dimestoria taxes, all copying is prohibited by law which is subjected to enforcement by the IRONWILL OF HARBORTOWN THE HARBINGER OF JUSTICE.

GOD DAMN IT, JOHN. This is just too much to handle all at once!

I cannot handle this at 2AM. I CANNOT. DYING.

i just burst out laughing uncontrollably at i only eat Pizza once a week , if people have just joined this forum they will wonder what the hell is going on.

Seriously, I can't even....I just, AHHHHH.

oh my god, you actually did it! i am laughing so hard right now, thank you, thank you.

i think jimmyb should really go with a look like that!

stepsandnumbers wrote:

GOD DAMN IT, JOHN. This is just too much to handle all at once!

That's what she said.

stepsandnumbers wrote:

Seriously, I can't even....I just, AHHHHH.

That's what she said.

plugga wrote:

I cannot handle this at 2AM. I CANNOT. DYING.

That's what she said.

Damn it. Two at once. That's what she said.

Okay, make that 3.

One of the most underrated singer-songwriters of this generation.

Laughing so hard! Tears streaming out of my eyes! Can't...stop...laughing!

(Poor JimmyB!)

No, no poor Jimmy! That's the point!

He needs to stop being such a downer and that's not going to happen if we encourage his sulking!

Tough love time.

I've obviously done my part. You guys go ahead!

HAHAHAHA, this is fantastic.

hahah, i think this goes against the rules of dimestore user interactions, but it is so good.

^ how so?

Harbortown wrote:

No, no poor Jimmy! That's the point!

He needs to stop being such a downer and that's not going to happen if we encourage his sulking!

Sorry dude, I can't help it. It's so mean ...but still really funny!

Debonair wrote:

i think this goes against the rules of dimestore user interactions

Spoken like a true admin.

i don't think it's mean...i would feel bad if jimmyb felt bad because of this, but hopefully he understands we are laughing sort of with it, not at him? or at him, but not in a malicious way, just making light of how serious and dramatic his posts can be. i don't think anyone here means it in a bad way.

steph wrote:

i don't think it's mean...i would feel bad if jimmyb felt bad because of this, but hopefully he understands we are laughing sort of with it, not at him? or at him, but not in a malicious way, just making light of how serious and dramatic his posts can be. i don't think anyone here means it in a bad way.

Oh, I know it's all in good fun, but I still feel bad for the guy. I'm just too sensitive. I don't think anyone around here would ever be intentionally mean to anyone else. We're too nice for that!

haha. i know what you mean, i'm the same way (too sensitive)