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Mr.Grieves wrote:

steph wrote:

Mr.Grieves wrote:

*runs away*

...they're on the lookout for a pantsless freak in a ski mask. good luck blending in!

to Walmart I go!

I'm working the rest of the week and probably through the weekend. Blarg.

working retail fucking sucks.

so does working outside. pretty sure i almost passed out from heat exhaustion today. today was AWFUL

I have the rest of the week off, then it's back to normal for a month or so, loooong days. It's going to be really difficult to get back onto that schedule.

Why do you have to work so many hours? Are you covering for someone else?

Steph, that is the cutest picture ever! How old were you in that photo?

You need to potty train the dogs so they don't have to go outside. Duh!

I can't imagine working outside. that should be against the law.

I'm working so much because we're short staffed and too much to do.

IrishNameAndAnInjury wrote:

Steph, that is the cutest picture ever! How old were you in that photo?

You need to potty train the dogs so they don't have to go outside. Duh!

haha, thanks. probably 5!

train ALL the dogs i petsit for? i wish. how i found myself a job doing the two things i thought i would NEVER do, working outside in Arizona & picking up shit, i don't even know. i had sweat dripping down my face, ughh.

sweat on your face and shit in your hands. ew.

i know

could be worse. could be the other way around.

ewww. change the subject

pickles.

i like pickles. but only dill. and room temperature.

sweet pickles are the worst! should be called devil pickles.

steph wrote:

IrishNameAndAnInjury wrote:

Steph, that is the cutest picture ever! How old were you in that photo?

You need to potty train the dogs so they don't have to go outside. Duh!

haha, thanks. probably 5!

train ALL the dogs i petsit for? i wish. how i found myself a job doing the two things i thought i would NEVER do, working outside in Arizona & picking up shit, i don't even know. i had sweat dripping down my face, ughh.

You were a sweat bucket. Ewww! That's how I feel when I have to be outside with the kids in the summer. Swim team practice every morning and then unless it's really bad I always let them play outside for a while or we go to the park, and I just feel miserable the whole time. I hate summer!

Ah, the life of a brown collar worker. I know it well. I have changed literally thousands of diapers and potty trained dozens of kids. Working with crap up to your elbows is not fun!

i can agree with that. i like sour, not sweet.

Gross! I don't like sweet pickles or dill pickles. I am the pickiest person ever.

IrishNameAndAnInjury wrote:

steph wrote:

IrishNameAndAnInjury wrote:

Steph, that is the cutest picture ever! How old were you in that photo?

You need to potty train the dogs so they don't have to go outside. Duh!

haha, thanks. probably 5!

train ALL the dogs i petsit for? i wish. how i found myself a job doing the two things i thought i would NEVER do, working outside in Arizona & picking up shit, i don't even know. i had sweat dripping down my face, ughh.

You were a sweat bucket. Ewww! That's how I feel when I have to be outside with the kids in the summer. Swim team practice every morning and then unless it's really bad I always let them play outside for a while or we go to the park, and I just feel miserable the whole time. I hate summer!

Ah, the life of a brown collar worker. I know it well. I have changed literally thousands of diapers and potty trained dozens of kids. Working with crap up to your elbows is not fun!

eww. i don't even want to talk about this subject it's gross.

i fucking hate summer. i really don't want to still be here next summer. plus it's so tempting to cut all your hair off when it's this fucking hot and gross out.

Well there goes your invite to my pickle party. HEY OH!

IrishNameAndAnInjury wrote:

Gross! I don't like sweet pickles or dill pickles. I am the pickiest person ever.

you really are! that reminds me of a show on picky eaters that i saw (probly on TLC), about a woman who had eaten exclusively cheesy potatoes since she was a young child.

There was a show I think on TLC where people ate crazy things. This one lady ate dirt and this other lady ate toilet paper.

i know! i think i saw most of those episodes, except the one where the woman drank her pee. i told Shannon about it & she said she'd watch it for me. i almost puked just seeing the preview

there were all kinds of crazy things people ate! couch cushions, moth balls, chalk, Comet powder...

Suddenly me eating other people doesn't sound so bad huh!

eating other people? when did you tell us you ate people??

oh i mean...ummm....pickles.