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steph wrote:

...also, you should know that i'm so stupid, i'm sitting here laughing out loud by myself

So am I!

Mr.Grieves wrote:

steph wrote:

Mr.Grieves wrote:

to be honest most of the filth is located in your arm pits.

LIAR, YOU CANNOT SMELL ME ALL THE WAY ACROSS PHOENIX

my nose is very strong and you smell like bacon!

that is impossible

A) a little known fact about me is that i do not have armpits

B) i don't eat bacon

SO THERE

MattL wrote:

steph wrote:

Mr.Grieves wrote:

steph wrote:

Mr.Grieves wrote:

i think it's a day for people to eat too many hot dogs.

sounds like an average day for me... oh wait, you meant...

i'm not a fan of hot dogs. tacos is where it's at.

good to know

MattL wrote:

I can't eat either. Indigestion.

well okay then, Jimmy Jr.!

tbh, i'm not sure whether you are telling us you are asexual or that you have digestive problems

Agh, the innuendo went completely over my head... I thought we were talking about food!

It's okay, Matt. Stay innocent as long as you can! Once you go over to the dark side of spam, you never go back.

steph wrote:

Mr.Grieves wrote:

steph wrote:

Mr.Grieves wrote:

to be honest most of the filth is located in your arm pits.

LIAR, YOU CANNOT SMELL ME ALL THE WAY ACROSS PHOENIX

my nose is very strong and you smell like bacon!

that is impossible

A) a little known fact about me is that i do not have armpits

B) i don't eat bacon

SO THERE

do your hands come straight out of your shoulders? if so...hawt. and you don't have to eat bacon to smell like it. i just rub the bacon all over myself. feels funny.

steph wrote:

Mr.Grieves wrote:

steph wrote:

Mr.Grieves wrote:

to be honest most of the filth is located in your arm pits.

LIAR, YOU CANNOT SMELL ME ALL THE WAY ACROSS PHOENIX

my nose is very strong and you smell like bacon!

that is impossible

A) a little known fact about me is that i do not have armpits

B) i don't eat bacon

SO THERE

Oh my gosh, I'm such a dork, but when I read that you don't have armpits, I burst out laughing!

Mr.Grieves wrote:

steph wrote:

Mr.Grieves wrote:

steph wrote:

Mr.Grieves wrote:

to be honest most of the filth is located in your arm pits.

LIAR, YOU CANNOT SMELL ME ALL THE WAY ACROSS PHOENIX

my nose is very strong and you smell like bacon!

that is impossible

A) a little known fact about me is that i do not have armpits

B) i don't eat bacon

SO THERE

do your hands come straight out of your shoulders? if so...hawt. and you don't have to eat bacon to smell like it. i just rub the bacon all over myself. feels funny.

yes they do! i can give someone a handjob and a blowjob at the same time but i wouldn't touch bacon

so no to a bacon job? darn.

IrishNameAndAnInjury wrote:

steph wrote:

Mr.Grieves wrote:

steph wrote:

Mr.Grieves wrote:

to be honest most of the filth is located in your arm pits.

LIAR, YOU CANNOT SMELL ME ALL THE WAY ACROSS PHOENIX

my nose is very strong and you smell like bacon!

that is impossible

A) a little known fact about me is that i do not have armpits

B) i don't eat bacon

SO THERE

Oh my gosh, I'm such a dork, but when I read that you don't have armpits, I burst out laughing!

it's okay, i'm used to people laughing at my disfigured body

IrishNameAndAnInjury wrote:

MattL wrote:

steph wrote:

Mr.Grieves wrote:

steph wrote:

Mr.Grieves wrote:

i think it's a day for people to eat too many hot dogs.

sounds like an average day for me... oh wait, you meant...

i'm not a fan of hot dogs. tacos is where it's at.

good to know

MattL wrote:

I can't eat either. Indigestion.

well okay then, Jimmy Jr.!

tbh, i'm not sure whether you are telling us you are asexual or that you have digestive problems

Agh, the innuendo went completely over my head... I thought we were talking about food!

It's okay, Matt. Stay innocent as long as you can! Once you go over to the dark side of spam, you never go back.

When Steph called me asexual, I was confused... I thought we were still talking about eating at 4th of July parties

Mr.Grieves wrote:

so no to a bacon job? darn.

NO. NO. NO. unless that is just a euphemism, like "hot beef injection". oh, the things i learned from teen movies...

steph wrote:

IrishNameAndAnInjury wrote:

steph wrote:

Mr.Grieves wrote:

steph wrote:

Mr.Grieves wrote:

to be honest most of the filth is located in your arm pits.

LIAR, YOU CANNOT SMELL ME ALL THE WAY ACROSS PHOENIX

my nose is very strong and you smell like bacon!

that is impossible

A) a little known fact about me is that i do not have armpits

B) i don't eat bacon

SO THERE

Oh my gosh, I'm such a dork, but when I read that you don't have armpits, I burst out laughing!

it's okay, i'm used to people laughing at my disfigured body

My dog is looking at me like I've lost my mind.

MattL wrote:

IrishNameAndAnInjury wrote:

MattL wrote:

steph wrote:

Mr.Grieves wrote:

steph wrote:

Mr.Grieves wrote:

i think it's a day for people to eat too many hot dogs.

sounds like an average day for me... oh wait, you meant...

i'm not a fan of hot dogs. tacos is where it's at.

good to know

MattL wrote:

I can't eat either. Indigestion.

well okay then, Jimmy Jr.!

tbh, i'm not sure whether you are telling us you are asexual or that you have digestive problems

Agh, the innuendo went completely over my head... I thought we were talking about food!

It's okay, Matt. Stay innocent as long as you can! Once you go over to the dark side of spam, you never go back.

When Steph called me asexual, I was confused... I thought we were still talking about eating at 4th of July parties

well now i'm confused. you can eat a taco or a hot dog at a 4th of July party. i've known people who've done both...at the same party

steph wrote:

MattL wrote:

IrishNameAndAnInjury wrote:

MattL wrote:

steph wrote:

Mr.Grieves wrote:

steph wrote:

Mr.Grieves wrote:

i think it's a day for people to eat too many hot dogs.

sounds like an average day for me... oh wait, you meant...

i'm not a fan of hot dogs. tacos is where it's at.

good to know

MattL wrote:

I can't eat either. Indigestion.

well okay then, Jimmy Jr.!

tbh, i'm not sure whether you are telling us you are asexual or that you have digestive problems

Agh, the innuendo went completely over my head... I thought we were talking about food!

It's okay, Matt. Stay innocent as long as you can! Once you go over to the dark side of spam, you never go back.

When Steph called me asexual, I was confused... I thought we were still talking about eating at 4th of July parties

well now i'm confused. you can eat a taco or a hot dog at a 4th of July party. i've known people who've done both...at the same party

If given the choice, I'd go for the taco.

I should really be used to innuendo, but sometimes it goes right over my head.

......I got carded for a pg13 movie tonight

MattL wrote:

steph wrote:

MattL wrote:

IrishNameAndAnInjury wrote:

MattL wrote:

steph wrote:

Mr.Grieves wrote:

steph wrote:

Mr.Grieves wrote:

i think it's a day for people to eat too many hot dogs.

sounds like an average day for me... oh wait, you meant...

i'm not a fan of hot dogs. tacos is where it's at.

good to know

MattL wrote:

I can't eat either. Indigestion.

well okay then, Jimmy Jr.!

tbh, i'm not sure whether you are telling us you are asexual or that you have digestive problems

Agh, the innuendo went completely over my head... I thought we were talking about food!

It's okay, Matt. Stay innocent as long as you can! Once you go over to the dark side of spam, you never go back.

When Steph called me asexual, I was confused... I thought we were still talking about eating at 4th of July parties

well now i'm confused. you can eat a taco or a hot dog at a 4th of July party. i've known people who've done both...at the same party

If given the choice, I'd go for the taco.

I should really be used to innuendo, but sometimes it goes right over my head.

...but if all that was left were hot dogs, you'd suck it up and...suck it up??

never! i'd slap that hot dog to the ground and run.

MattL wrote:

IrishNameAndAnInjury wrote:

MattL wrote:

steph wrote:

Mr.Grieves wrote:

steph wrote:

Mr.Grieves wrote:

i think it's a day for people to eat too many hot dogs.

sounds like an average day for me... oh wait, you meant...

i'm not a fan of hot dogs. tacos is where it's at.

good to know

MattL wrote:

I can't eat either. Indigestion.

well okay then, Jimmy Jr.!

tbh, i'm not sure whether you are telling us you are asexual or that you have digestive problems

Agh, the innuendo went completely over my head... I thought we were talking about food!

It's okay, Matt. Stay innocent as long as you can! Once you go over to the dark side of spam, you never go back.

When Steph called me asexual, I was confused... I thought we were still talking about eating at 4th of July parties

I thought you might have missed the innuendo, that's why I continued with the food talk. Don't worry about it, Matt! You just have to assume that everything Steph says has some kind of dirty double meaning. She didn't get the title Queen of Filth because she doesn't know how to vacuum.

steph wrote:

MattL wrote:

steph wrote:

MattL wrote:

IrishNameAndAnInjury wrote:

MattL wrote:

steph wrote:

Mr.Grieves wrote:

steph wrote:

Mr.Grieves wrote:

i think it's a day for people to eat too many hot dogs.

sounds like an average day for me... oh wait, you meant...

i'm not a fan of hot dogs. tacos is where it's at.

good to know

MattL wrote:

I can't eat either. Indigestion.

well okay then, Jimmy Jr.!

tbh, i'm not sure whether you are telling us you are asexual or that you have digestive problems

Agh, the innuendo went completely over my head... I thought we were talking about food!

It's okay, Matt. Stay innocent as long as you can! Once you go over to the dark side of spam, you never go back.

When Steph called me asexual, I was confused... I thought we were still talking about eating at 4th of July parties

well now i'm confused. you can eat a taco or a hot dog at a 4th of July party. i've known people who've done both...at the same party

If given the choice, I'd go for the taco.

I should really be used to innuendo, but sometimes it goes right over my head.

...but if all that was left were hot dogs, you'd suck it up and...suck it up??

I'm not big into hot dogs. I've got no problem with people who like their dogs, but I'm more a of taco man. Dogs are gross.

Though both are pretty messy foods in their own rights.

saltandburn1967 wrote:

......I got carded for a pg13 movie tonight

Haha, what?! Do theaters even do that? I remember getting carded for an R rated movie, but never PG-13! What did you go see?

IrishNameAndAnInjury wrote:

MattL wrote:

IrishNameAndAnInjury wrote:

MattL wrote:

steph wrote:

Mr.Grieves wrote:

steph wrote:

Mr.Grieves wrote:

i think it's a day for people to eat too many hot dogs.

sounds like an average day for me... oh wait, you meant...

i'm not a fan of hot dogs. tacos is where it's at.

good to know

MattL wrote:

I can't eat either. Indigestion.

well okay then, Jimmy Jr.!

tbh, i'm not sure whether you are telling us you are asexual or that you have digestive problems

Agh, the innuendo went completely over my head... I thought we were talking about food!

It's okay, Matt. Stay innocent as long as you can! Once you go over to the dark side of spam, you never go back.

When Steph called me asexual, I was confused... I thought we were still talking about eating at 4th of July parties

I thought you might have missed the innuendo, that's why I continued with the food talk. Don't worry about it, Matt! You just have to assume that everything Steph says has some kind of dirty double meaning. She didn't get the title Queen of Filth because she doesn't know how to vacuum.

she's right, i never clean. i mean...i NEVER clean...anything. anything...at all..

IrishNameAndAnInjury wrote:

saltandburn1967 wrote:

......I got carded for a pg13 movie tonight

Haha, what?! Do theaters even do that? I remember getting carded for an R rated movie, but never PG-13! What did you go see?

Spider-Man.....but I don't look under 13......what the fuck!

MattL wrote:

steph wrote:

MattL wrote:

steph wrote:

MattL wrote:

IrishNameAndAnInjury wrote:

MattL wrote:

steph wrote:

Mr.Grieves wrote:

steph wrote:

Mr.Grieves wrote:

i think it's a day for people to eat too many hot dogs.

sounds like an average day for me... oh wait, you meant...

i'm not a fan of hot dogs. tacos is where it's at.

good to know

MattL wrote:

I can't eat either. Indigestion.

well okay then, Jimmy Jr.!

tbh, i'm not sure whether you are telling us you are asexual or that you have digestive problems

Agh, the innuendo went completely over my head... I thought we were talking about food!

It's okay, Matt. Stay innocent as long as you can! Once you go over to the dark side of spam, you never go back.

When Steph called me asexual, I was confused... I thought we were still talking about eating at 4th of July parties

well now i'm confused. you can eat a taco or a hot dog at a 4th of July party. i've known people who've done both...at the same party

If given the choice, I'd go for the taco.

I should really be used to innuendo, but sometimes it goes right over my head.

...but if all that was left were hot dogs, you'd suck it up and...suck it up??

I'm not big into hot dogs. I've got no problem with people who like their dogs, but I'm more a of taco man. Dogs are gross.

Though both are pretty messy foods in their own rights.

You're catching on! Welcome to the dark side. You'll never be the same again.

saltandburn1967 wrote:

IrishNameAndAnInjury wrote:

saltandburn1967 wrote:

......I got carded for a pg13 movie tonight

Haha, what?! Do theaters even do that? I remember getting carded for an R rated movie, but never PG-13! What did you go see?

Spider-Man.....but I don't look under 13......what the fuck!

No...you just act like a 12 year old!

my spidey senses are tingling.

IrishNameAndAnInjury wrote:

saltandburn1967 wrote:

IrishNameAndAnInjury wrote:

saltandburn1967 wrote:

......I got carded for a pg13 movie tonight

Haha, what?! Do theaters even do that? I remember getting carded for an R rated movie, but never PG-13! What did you go see?

Spider-Man.....but I don't look under 13......what the fuck!

No...you just act like a 12 year old!

I don't feel like a man anymore.