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Oh yea, my soccer season just finished. time for some rehabilitation haha.
Yesterday somebody jumped on my toe and know it's all painfull and blue.
At last my knee and ancles can rest! #firstworldproblems

HorribleCrowe wrote:

Oh yea, my soccer season just finished. time for some rehabilitation haha.
Yesterday somebody jumped on my toe and know it's all painfull and blue.
At last my knee and ancles can rest! #firstworldproblems

I hurt my knee almost three weeks ago AND IT STILL HURTS.

aww.

wait, i'm confused, i thought only Americans had a sport called "soccer"... ???

either way, that sounds really painful!

steph wrote:

aww.
wait, i'm confused, i thought only Americans had a sport called "soccer"... ???

Some other countries use it as well, see, this is what happens when you Americans try to complicate things

Morning all, how are you today? My neck feels better.

steph wrote:

aww.

wait, i'm confused, i thought only Americans had a sport called "soccer"... ???

either way, that sounds really painful!

no, Americans play american football, we play soccer.
yea my knee is inflamed. Both ancles are 'overloaded'.

I got hit on by a 40 something year old guy tonight. I lied and told him I had a boyfriend.

"Ohh. Damn, he's a lucky guy! I'd take you dancing all night! You sure you have a boyfriend?"

He also has children that are OLDER than me. EEEW.

HorribleCrowe wrote:

steph wrote:

aww.

wait, i'm confused, i thought only Americans had a sport called "soccer"... ???

either way, that sounds really painful!

no, Americans play american football, we play soccer.
yea my knee is inflamed. Both ancles are 'overloaded'.

soccer is a madeup word.
this is one of my few concessions to you crazy UK-ers. football makes a lot more sense for what you call it, which involved more kicking w/ a foot of a ball, than does our "football". so soccer. i dunno. ask me when i'm sober. don't fucking confuse me any more!!!! aww. well. i don't mean to be a bitch, but in case it helps you w/ your English, it's "ankles".

steph wrote:

HorribleCrowe wrote:

steph wrote:

aww.

wait, i'm confused, i thought only Americans had a sport called "soccer"... ???

either way, that sounds really painful!

no, Americans play american football, we play soccer.
yea my knee is inflamed. Both ancles are 'overloaded'.

soccer is a madeup word.
this is one of my few concessions to you crazy UK-ers. football makes a lot more sense for what you call it, which involved more kicking w/ a foot of a ball, than does our "football". so soccer. i dunno. ask me when i'm sober. don't fucking confuse me any more!!!! aww. well. i don't mean to be a bitch, but in case it helps you w/ your English, it's "ankles".

stepsandnumbers wrote:

I got hit on by a 40 something year old guy tonight. I lied and told him I had a boyfriend.

"Ohh. Damn, he's a lucky guy! I'd take you dancing all night! You sure you have a boyfriend?"

He also has children that are OLDER than me. EEEW.

that's the go-to answer to any creep talking to you!!

Go steph

stepsandnumbers wrote:

I got hit on by a 40 something year old guy tonight. I lied and told him I had a boyfriend.

"Ohh. Damn, he's a lucky guy! I'd take you dancing all night! You sure you have a boyfriend?"

He also has children that are OLDER than me. EEEW.

steph wrote:

stepsandnumbers wrote:

I got hit on by a 40 something year old guy tonight. I lied and told him I had a boyfriend.

"Ohh. Damn, he's a lucky guy! I'd take you dancing all night! You sure you have a boyfriend?"

He also has children that are OLDER than me. EEEW.

that's the go-to answer to any creep talking to you!!

I've done the alternate to a girl I didn;t like once- "I have a girlfriend". Just trying to be nice in trying to send her away.

steph wrote:

stepsandnumbers wrote:

I got hit on by a 40 something year old guy tonight. I lied and told him I had a boyfriend.

"Ohh. Damn, he's a lucky guy! I'd take you dancing all night! You sure you have a boyfriend?"

He also has children that are OLDER than me. EEEW.

that's the go-to answer to any creep talking to you!!

It's amazing how well it works! He instantly backed off, haha. It's so annoying when stuff like that happens, because I can't just tell creeps to leave me alone or even just ignore them, because they're customers so I have to be nice to them. Damn it.

plugga wrote:

stepsandnumbers wrote:

I got hit on by a 40 something year old guy tonight. I lied and told him I had a boyfriend.

"Ohh. Damn, he's a lucky guy! I'd take you dancing all night! You sure you have a boyfriend?"

He also has children that are OLDER than me. EEEW.

He was ucky. And drunk.

two of my friends are in new york, one of them is going to be there for a month. Another one moved to los angeles, my best friend is in london staying at some creepy rich guys'house. This day just got a lot more boring

stepsandnumbers wrote:

steph wrote:

stepsandnumbers wrote:

I got hit on by a 40 something year old guy tonight. I lied and told him I had a boyfriend.

"Ohh. Damn, he's a lucky guy! I'd take you dancing all night! You sure you have a boyfriend?"

He also has children that are OLDER than me. EEEW.

that's the go-to answer to any creep talking to you!!

It's amazing how well it works! He instantly backed off, haha. It's so annoying when stuff like that happens, because I can't just tell creeps to leave me alone or even just ignore them, because they're customers so I have to be nice to them. Damn it.

i know right? it's so awkward to be like "i don't like you" or "you're a fuckin creep" but "i have a boyfriend" is such an easy excuse

steph wrote:

stepsandnumbers wrote:

steph wrote:

stepsandnumbers wrote:

I got hit on by a 40 something year old guy tonight. I lied and told him I had a boyfriend.

"Ohh. Damn, he's a lucky guy! I'd take you dancing all night! You sure you have a boyfriend?"

He also has children that are OLDER than me. EEEW.

that's the go-to answer to any creep talking to you!!

It's amazing how well it works! He instantly backed off, haha. It's so annoying when stuff like that happens, because I can't just tell creeps to leave me alone or even just ignore them, because they're customers so I have to be nice to them. Damn it.

i know right? it's so awkward to be like "i don't like you" or "you're a fuckin creep" but "i have a boyfriend" is such an easy excuse

Hahah, "you're a fucking creep"

stepsandnumbers wrote:

steph wrote:

stepsandnumbers wrote:

steph wrote:

stepsandnumbers wrote:

I got hit on by a 40 something year old guy tonight. I lied and told him I had a boyfriend.

"Ohh. Damn, he's a lucky guy! I'd take you dancing all night! You sure you have a boyfriend?"

He also has children that are OLDER than me. EEEW.

that's the go-to answer to any creep talking to you!!

It's amazing how well it works! He instantly backed off, haha. It's so annoying when stuff like that happens, because I can't just tell creeps to leave me alone or even just ignore them, because they're customers so I have to be nice to them. Damn it.

i know right? it's so awkward to be like "i don't like you" or "you're a fuckin creep" but "i have a boyfriend" is such an easy excuse

Hahah, "you're a fucking creep"

aww, man. so many things to say, but i am trying to hold back!

plugga wrote:

stepsandnumbers wrote:

I got hit on by a 40 something year old guy tonight. I lied and told him I had a boyfriend.

"Ohh. Damn, he's a lucky guy! I'd take you dancing all night! You sure you have a boyfriend?"

He also has children that are OLDER than me. EEEW.

steph wrote:

stepsandnumbers wrote:

steph wrote:

stepsandnumbers wrote:

steph wrote:

stepsandnumbers wrote:

I got hit on by a 40 something year old guy tonight. I lied and told him I had a boyfriend.

"Ohh. Damn, he's a lucky guy! I'd take you dancing all night! You sure you have a boyfriend?"

He also has children that are OLDER than me. EEEW.

that's the go-to answer to any creep talking to you!!

It's amazing how well it works! He instantly backed off, haha. It's so annoying when stuff like that happens, because I can't just tell creeps to leave me alone or even just ignore them, because they're customers so I have to be nice to them. Damn it.

i know right? it's so awkward to be like "i don't like you" or "you're a fuckin creep" but "i have a boyfriend" is such an easy excuse

Hahah, "you're a fucking creep"

aww, man. so many things to say, but i am trying to hold back!

Please enlighten us, Steph!

Hey guys! I'm watching Grey's Anatomy and crying because a baby is dying. Someone cheer me up please!

King of the Hill is the funniest thing in the world to me lately. NO SHAME.