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Hello everyone!

NeverTrustAJunkie wrote:

steph wrote:

JimmyB wrote:

IrishNameAndAnInjury wrote:

JimmyB wrote:

Weird fact of the night...I can twist my foot backwards with no kind of damage to the foot itself or the ankle.

What?! How is that possible? Are you double jointed? If I tried that, I know exactly what would happen. I would horribly injure my foot, causing extreme pain that would make me pass out. I would then hit my head on the floor, causing a concussion. So...I will not be attempting this.

Jimmy, do you write poetry or your own songs? We have a thread going now for people to post their poems and lyrics if you want to share.

. Apparently only in one foot if I am double jointed. Another oddity to tack on to me. Ambidextrous, I play guitar with my right and write with my left. I think I may have outgrown a peanut allergy, and I had 16 stitches in my skull before I was 5

YOU ARE SUCH A FREAK NO ONE ELSE IN THE WORLD HAS HAD THOSE THINGS HAPPEN TO THEM

now can you please outgrow your happiness allergy? or i will give you another 16 stitches with my goddamn frying pan!

WHAT! WE ARE ALL SPECIAL LITTLE SNOWFLAKES. HOW DARE YOU STEPH. HOW DARE YOU.

hehe i'll show you my special little snowflake if you get into my van...

NeverTrustAJunkie wrote:

don't worry sweet thing, i know my way around a frying pan

Damn long time no talk...

JoshRaymond wrote:

Damn long time no talk...

Stick around, man. The forum has really changed a ton!

JimmyB wrote:

Apparently only in one foot if I am double jointed. Another oddity to tack on to me. Ambidextrous, I play guitar with my right and write with my left. I think I may have outgrown a peanut allergy, and I had 16 stitches in my skull before I was 5

Weirdest post ever on this forum.

HEY HEY PEOPLE THOUGHT I WAS DEAD BEFORE I WAS BORN. I WIN, I JUST FREAKING WIN.


Holla josh!

Wow, lots of weirdness going on in the Kingdom of Spam!

Jimmy, what would we do without your crazy posts? And how in the world did you end up with 16 stitches in your head before you turned five?! Were people hitting you with frying pans when you were that young?

IrishNameAndAnInjury wrote:

Wow, lots of weirdness going on in the Kingdom of Spam!

Jimmy, what would we do without your crazy posts? And how in the world did you end up with 16 stitches in your head before you turned five?! Were people hitting you with frying pans when you were that young?

Uh, Fell into a radiator Corner when I was one..that about 7 or 8. had my eyebrow area sliced open by a little tikes car when I was 3 ,that was about 6,(I fell on a screw that was sticking up from the wheels), And there was something else as well.

I was incredibly buff as a baby and actually had an oversized stomach muscle that was preventing me from eating, it had to me removed or made smaller hence the scar on my stomach.

JimmyB wrote:

IrishNameAndAnInjury wrote:

Wow, lots of weirdness going on in the Kingdom of Spam!

Jimmy, what would we do without your crazy posts? And how in the world did you end up with 16 stitches in your head before you turned five?! Were people hitting you with frying pans when you were that young?

Uh, Fell into a radiator Corner when I was one..that about 7 or 8. had my eyebrow area sliced open by a little tikes car when I was 3 ,that was about 6,(I fell on a screw that was sticking up from the wheels), And there was something else as well.

Oh my gosh! How did you survive to adulthood? Little Tikes should have recalled that car if it had exposed screws like that. How awful!

As a kid I was always drawn to guitars over any other instrument. even before I started playing a real guitar.

IrishNameAndAnInjury wrote:

JimmyB wrote:

IrishNameAndAnInjury wrote:

Wow, lots of weirdness going on in the Kingdom of Spam!

Jimmy, what would we do without your crazy posts? And how in the world did you end up with 16 stitches in your head before you turned five?! Were people hitting you with frying pans when you were that young?

Uh, Fell into a radiator Corner when I was one..that about 7 or 8. had my eyebrow area sliced open by a little tikes car when I was 3 ,that was about 6,(I fell on a screw that was sticking up from the wheels), And there was something else as well.

Oh my gosh! How did you survive to adulthood? Little Tikes should have recalled that car if it had exposed screws like that. How awful!

Surviving was probably a miracle and a prayer. between those, food allergies that almost caused me to die (Peanut allergies can be very serious), In the hospital almost every weekend for asthma till I was about 5, being hit in the stomach by a tight end intentionally during gym class...it was a very interesting childhood. I do not know what it was, but people hated me in school and loved to see in me crisis.

Holland wrote:

I was incredibly buff as a baby and actually had an oversized stomach muscle that was preventing me from eating, it had to me removed or made smaller hence the scar on my stomach.

Haha, an incredibly buff baby! That was funny! But wow, that sounds like it could have been pretty serious. I'm glad you're okay!

JimmyB wrote:

IrishNameAndAnInjury wrote:

JimmyB wrote:

IrishNameAndAnInjury wrote:

Wow, lots of weirdness going on in the Kingdom of Spam!

Jimmy, what would we do without your crazy posts? And how in the world did you end up with 16 stitches in your head before you turned five?! Were people hitting you with frying pans when you were that young?

Uh, Fell into a radiator Corner when I was one..that about 7 or 8. had my eyebrow area sliced open by a little tikes car when I was 3 ,that was about 6,(I fell on a screw that was sticking up from the wheels), And there was something else as well.

Oh my gosh! How did you survive to adulthood? Little Tikes should have recalled that car if it had exposed screws like that. How awful!

Surviving was probably a miracle and a prayer. between those, food allergies that almost caused me to die (Peanut allergies can be very serious), In the hospital almost every weekend for asthma till I was about 5, being hit in the stomach by a tight end intentionally during gym class...it was a very interesting childhood. I do not know what it was, but people hated me in school and loved to see in me crisis.

But you survived and they will always be a bunch of losers, so you showed them!

IrishNameAndAnInjury wrote:

JimmyB wrote:

IrishNameAndAnInjury wrote:

JimmyB wrote:

IrishNameAndAnInjury wrote:

Wow, lots of weirdness going on in the Kingdom of Spam!

Jimmy, what would we do without your crazy posts? And how in the world did you end up with 16 stitches in your head before you turned five?! Were people hitting you with frying pans when you were that young?

Uh, Fell into a radiator Corner when I was one..that about 7 or 8. had my eyebrow area sliced open by a little tikes car when I was 3 ,that was about 6,(I fell on a screw that was sticking up from the wheels), And there was something else as well.

Oh my gosh! How did you survive to adulthood? Little Tikes should have recalled that car if it had exposed screws like that. How awful!

Surviving was probably a miracle and a prayer. between those, food allergies that almost caused me to die (Peanut allergies can be very serious), In the hospital almost every weekend for asthma till I was about 5, being hit in the stomach by a tight end intentionally during gym class...it was a very interesting childhood. I do not know what it was, but people hated me in school and loved to see in me crisis.

But you survived and they will always be a bunch of losers, so you showed them!

I guess you could say, my will to survive was stronger than their will to damage.

Shannon, go check out the lyrics thread.

you guys. this is so hilarious hahahahha

IrishNameAndAnInjury wrote:

Holland wrote:

I was incredibly buff as a baby and actually had an oversized stomach muscle that was preventing me from eating, it had to me removed or made smaller hence the scar on my stomach.

Haha, an incredibly buff baby! That was funny! But wow, that sounds like it could have been pretty serious. I'm glad you're okay!

Yeh it was pretty serious, thank you for your concern

JimmyB wrote:

I guess you could say, my will to survive was stronger than their will to damage.

That line feels like it could be part of a song right there. Inspiration is lurking everywhere, even around the darkest of corners...

JimmyB wrote:

Shannon, go check out the lyrics thread.

Haha, that's where I've been for the last several minutes. So much awesomeness!

plugga wrote:

you guys. this is so hilarious hahahahha

Haha, oh my gosh, what was that?! "You can buy me a burrito and some beans and rice..." Weirdest thing ever!

Holland wrote:

IrishNameAndAnInjury wrote:

Holland wrote:

I was incredibly buff as a baby and actually had an oversized stomach muscle that was preventing me from eating, it had to me removed or made smaller hence the scar on my stomach.

Haha, an incredibly buff baby! That was funny! But wow, that sounds like it could have been pretty serious. I'm glad you're okay!

Yeh it was pretty serious, thank you for your concern

I don't think I've ever heard of anyone having a problem like that before. Are you a medical mystery, Shaun?

Oh boy, MORE SEVERE STORMS TOMORROW!