The Spam Thread: An analysis.

I just came back from a long walk.

I ripped my shirt off in the raging storm, wind lashing out against my bare skin as I fell to my knees, sobbing intensely. I thought about the Spam thread, this vast, breathtakingly beautiful domain which I have forged with my hands, carved into Mount Dimestore with the encouraging victory cries of my ancestors coursing through my inner self.

This kingdom of glory, righteousness and splendor by which the gods themselves test their mettle. A beacon of hope, a lighthouse standing tall and proud amidst the shipwrecks of lost souls and broken dreams on the shores of the Old Realm, rotting away in cold misery as refugees seek their way to the place where mead flows freely and meat is plentiful: Harbortown.

The stone halls of this place are imprinted with the marks of aspiring champions in the Great Era of Posting: IrishNameAndAnInjury, Stepandnumbers, Plugga, Debonair, Steph, Oldgospelchoir, Redskynight...Their names forever cemented in the stepping stones of forthcoming civilizations, honored by future kings, heroes, saints and sinners.

Their names echoed in my brain, treason ringing in my ears as if I were a rabid dog. I undertake a great journey, leaving my kingdom be for a day, and it gets soiled with anarchy? My comrades taking great joy in my absence, littering these great banners of my forefathers with words of uprising, rebellion.

Then I realized, face pressed to the cobble stone and rain streaming down my shivering body, that this was not treason. This was not anarchy, uprising or rebellion.
No, it was something more. I arose, chest heaving with excitement as I faced the shrieking winds of Njord, and in my heart I felt the sincerity of these disciples of Spam, my apprentices making pages fly like doves post-gunshot.

I had carried on the spirit of spontaneity that the spam thread entails to these children of chaos.

The Spam thread is self sufficient.
My work is completed.

Well done, Dimestorians. Well done.

hahaha man brillient....i just want to say that spam thread will never bee the same with out you.............

.....also how the hell do you post this much everyday man

Just how does Harbor post so much? I think we need a Conspiracy show about it...Does he post himself? Does he have minions to post for him while he is away? Is he even Human?

JimmyB wrote:

Just how does Harbor post so much? I think we need a Conspiracy show about it...Does he post himself? Does he have minions to post for him while he is away? Is he even Human?

Once you have posted as much as he has in a day....you will understand

JimmyB wrote:

Just how does Harbor post so much? I think we need a Conspiracy show about it...Does he post himself? Does he have minions to post for him while he is away? Is he even Human?

oh my god yes, like "Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura", even mentioning that show, i hear his ridiculous voice in my head.

Harbortown, i wish i had words to comment on what you wrote, but i think i used up all my words in the spam thread. you're lucky i can still form basic words and not just gibberish.

tl;dr

NOW WRITE IT IN THE SNOW

plugga wrote:

NOW WRITE IT IN THE SNOW

SECOND!!!

I told you guys. It's GONE.

Write it in swedish?

That whole thing? Here, in Swedish?

Just a bit, so i can master your language. Lol.

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I just came back from a long walk.

I ripped my shirt off in the raging storm, wind lashing out against my bare skin as I fell to my knees, sobbing intensely. I thought about the Spam thread, this vast, breathtakingly beautiful domain which I have forged with my hands, carved into Mount Dimestore with the encouraging victory cries of my ancestors coursing through my inner self.

Jag kom precis tillbaka från en lång promenad.

Jag rev av min skjorta i den ilskna stormen, vind piskandes mot min bara hud medan jag föll mot mina knän, gråtandes intensivt. Jag tänkte på Spam-tråden, denna vida, magnifikt vackra domän jag har skapat med mina händer, ristat i Dimestore-berget med de uppmuntrande segerropen av mina förfäder rungandes genom mitt inre.

Enjoy!

John, that might have been the best thing I have ever read! You really should consider a career as a novelist. I am humbled by your words and proud, so proud, to be a disciple of Spam.

But seriously, how do you post so much in one day? My fingers ar practically bleeding from typing so much! I think Jimmy might be on to something. Maybe there is more than one of you. Are you really twins? Triplets?

Glad to have you back, John. You are the lifeblood of the Spam thread. The rest of us are tired!

Harbortown wrote:

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I just came back from a long walk.

I ripped my shirt off in the raging storm, wind lashing out against my bare skin as I fell to my knees, sobbing intensely. I thought about the Spam thread, this vast, breathtakingly beautiful domain which I have forged with my hands, carved into Mount Dimestore with the encouraging victory cries of my ancestors coursing through my inner self.

Jag kom precis tillbaka från en lång promenad.

Jag rev av min skjorta in den ilskna stormen, vind piskandes mot min bara hud medan jag föll mot mina knän, gråtandes intensivt. Jag tänkte på Spam-tråden, denna vida, magnifikt vackra domän jag har skapat med mina händer, ristat i Dimestore-berget med de uppmuntrande segerropen av mina förfäder rungandes genom mitt inre.

Enjoy!

It's pretty!

Harbortown wrote:

Quote :

I just came back from a long walk.

I ripped my shirt off in the raging storm, wind lashing out against my bare skin as I fell to my knees, sobbing intensely. I thought about the Spam thread, this vast, breathtakingly beautiful domain which I have forged with my hands, carved into Mount Dimestore with the encouraging victory cries of my ancestors coursing through my inner self.

Jag kom precis tillbaka från en lång promenad.

Jag rev av min skjorta in den ilskna stormen, vind piskandes mot min bara hud medan jag föll mot mina knän, gråtandes intensivt. Jag tänkte på Spam-tråden, denna vida, magnifikt vackra domän jag har skapat med mina händer, ristat i Dimestore-berget med de uppmuntrande segerropen av mina förfäder rungandes genom mitt inre.

Enjoy!

AWWWWW IT IS BEAUTIFUL

Honestly though, I don't personally think I'm posting excessively or anything.

And if I do, well, I'm kind of a forum junkie. It's one of my hobbies!

Harbortown wrote:

Honestly though, I don't personally think I'm posting excessively or anything.

And if I do, well, I'm kind of a forum junkie. It's one of my hobbies!

Its not in a bad tone, more of a wow! we wish we could do it as easily. you are truely the king of spam

I imagine harbortown living in that island house from The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo. Have any cats, harbortown?

DeathoftheCool wrote:

I imagine harbortown living in that island house from The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo. Have any cats, harbortown?

I have one! He's fat.

Who are you?

Debonair wrote:

Harbortown wrote:

Honestly though, I don't personally think I'm posting excessively or anything.

And if I do, well, I'm kind of a forum junkie. It's one of my hobbies!

Its not in a bad tone, more of a wow! we wish we could do it as easily. you are truely the king of spam

What Debonair said. We are in awe of you John, and we missed you. That's why we had to have a project to keep us busy.

Keep posting as much as you possibly can!

I missed you too. Going to bed at midnight instead of 5 AM hurt. It hurt.

Tomorrow I'll upload pictures of the pretty amazing dinner I made with my friend!

Well the joke was that the cat ends up getting killed in the movie. But hey, it's only a movie right?

Harbortown wrote:

I missed you too. Going to bed at midnight instead of 5 AM hurt. It hurt.

Tomorrow I'll upload pictures of the pretty amazing dinner I made with my friend!

Ooh, what did you have for dinner?

DeathoftheCool wrote:

Well the joke was that the cat ends up getting killed in the movie. But hey, it's only a movie right?

Ooohh. It's been ages since I saw that, I forgot!